addsdower

182 pts ยท December 12, 2017


If the CPR mask was molded from an unknown woman, how do they know she died never having kissed someone?

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You can have a reason for doing something but still accept responsibility for it, but when someone uses an excuse they are trying to absolve themselves if blame.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll give you $20 for the lot.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The golden era of the Simpsons died when Phil did.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Records manager here, I feel your pain.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you know that, you shouldn't wonder why they aren't more common pets.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Foxes aren't domesticated, they are wild animals.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

It was not given to every tax payer, only those who lost wages due to covid were eligible.

5 years ago | Likes 46 Dislikes 0

*Citation needed* Especially since the police investigation couldn't find any evidence of it.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

*Fortunate Jedi starts playing*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the famous "Bee in a jar" bee?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheeky

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The pressing your tounge on the roof of your mouth one is legit. Basically, making the roof of your mouth less cold does the trick.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Which school? I'm about to graduate with an MAS.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the record, it was supposedly Sideny Morganbesser who quipped this. He was a philosopher famous for his wit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1