857 pts ยท October 23, 2018
I don't make stuff up but I'm wrong sometimes.
(and smoking weed)
He told my dad I was smoking weed, I was 35 and living in my own house.
It took me a while too. There's still an old next door neighbor I'd love to throw dog shit at. Maybe one day.
I think it's because the Japanese do as they are asked, also not unfamiliar with epidemics. Johnson is no angel but you have no argument.
I can't forget what I don't believe.
He looks disappointed.
You are. Just slower.
Nom Nom nom
Smashed my guitar over my head because he's a cunt.
Oooh, get you with your breathing air and walking leg.
As a fish, I find this horrifying.
Where do you get the eyes?
The lilly pollen near the clothes is making me nervous.
Probably jet lag.
You look just like your Dad.
Don't paint your dick.
I feel bad that everyone seems to be having a hard time this year. My 2020 is going better than ever.
Yeah, AND I can't disguise my voice by putting a handkerchief over a payphone.
What ever happened to Blue Ardvark?
Owls are not actually cats.
Indeed.
He didn't actually say this. He said something daft and insensitive but not this.
There's a point when you'd look out the window and say fuck this, the building is really on fire, I'm out of here. A bit daft not to but hey
Do it like you mean it.
Well they make very good guitars.
I have 54 in my downstairs loo. They'll eat eachother highlander style soon enough.
I always thought it weird that dinosaurs roar, especially when about to bite something; it would make the something harder to catch.
Dude, there's something wrong with your balloon.
(and smoking weed)
He told my dad I was smoking weed, I was 35 and living in my own house.
It took me a while too. There's still an old next door neighbor I'd love to throw dog shit at. Maybe one day.
I think it's because the Japanese do as they are asked, also not unfamiliar with epidemics. Johnson is no angel but you have no argument.
I can't forget what I don't believe.
He looks disappointed.
You are. Just slower.
Nom Nom nom
Smashed my guitar over my head because he's a cunt.
Oooh, get you with your breathing air and walking leg.
As a fish, I find this horrifying.
Where do you get the eyes?
The lilly pollen near the clothes is making me nervous.
Probably jet lag.
You look just like your Dad.
Don't paint your dick.
I feel bad that everyone seems to be having a hard time this year. My 2020 is going better than ever.
Yeah, AND I can't disguise my voice by putting a handkerchief over a payphone.
What ever happened to Blue Ardvark?
Owls are not actually cats.
Indeed.
He didn't actually say this. He said something daft and insensitive but not this.
There's a point when you'd look out the window and say fuck this, the building is really on fire, I'm out of here. A bit daft not to but hey
Do it like you mean it.
Well they make very good guitars.
I have 54 in my downstairs loo. They'll eat eachother highlander style soon enough.
I always thought it weird that dinosaurs roar, especially when about to bite something; it would make the something harder to catch.
Dude, there's something wrong with your balloon.