aclit

857 pts ยท October 23, 2018


I don't make stuff up but I'm wrong sometimes.

(and smoking weed)

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He told my dad I was smoking weed, I was 35 and living in my own house.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It took me a while too. There's still an old next door neighbor I'd love to throw dog shit at. Maybe one day.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think it's because the Japanese do as they are asked, also not unfamiliar with epidemics. Johnson is no angel but you have no argument.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't forget what I don't believe.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

He looks disappointed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are. Just slower.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nom Nom nom

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smashed my guitar over my head because he's a cunt.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oooh, get you with your breathing air and walking leg.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a fish, I find this horrifying.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where do you get the eyes?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The lilly pollen near the clothes is making me nervous.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably jet lag.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You look just like your Dad.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't paint your dick.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel bad that everyone seems to be having a hard time this year. My 2020 is going better than ever.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, AND I can't disguise my voice by putting a handkerchief over a payphone.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What ever happened to Blue Ardvark?

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Owls are not actually cats.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He didn't actually say this. He said something daft and insensitive but not this.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a point when you'd look out the window and say fuck this, the building is really on fire, I'm out of here. A bit daft not to but hey

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do it like you mean it.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well they make very good guitars.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have 54 in my downstairs loo. They'll eat eachother highlander style soon enough.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always thought it weird that dinosaurs roar, especially when about to bite something; it would make the something harder to catch.

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Dude, there's something wrong with your balloon.

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