absentee

5455 pts ยท May 11, 2011


Some folks are clever, some folks have wit, but some of us wonder, just how they do that.

Um. Time travel?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was a Marine and this speaks to me. Which is great because as a Marine I'm not so much with the reading.

6 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

They had jobs exactly as hard, you myopic crybaby. So did my generation (X). Every gen has some hard shitty jobs. Some of us still have em.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

A pair of idiots. They're actually a perfect match.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The point of it is that while it's true that sometimes first is best, it's also true that sometimes discretion is better part of valor.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Every "smart" calling these bullshit are idiots. As an old I assure you several of these are not only correct but were once commonplace.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

WHO CARES

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

It's just a running gag in a cartoon you don't have to justify their motivations holy shit

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 47

it's much harder than I expected to find uninterrupted, non-slowmo, full view video of one of any of the many examples of this stunt.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"it uses the organ to strain nutrients" ... is something I would expect to hear on the audio track for this

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Yes. Earlier today when I was looking at that picture of a Nintendo.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We saw Piff in Vegas last year. Absolutely fantastic show. I died laughing, and now I leave internet comments from beyond the grave.

7 years ago | Likes 175 Dislikes 3

Too young. So sorry for your loss.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

women, amirite

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Please don't judge me." The kind of asshole who would judge you for this isn't worth your concern.

7 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

The one that talks about "adulting". The one that thinks paying bills and changing lightbulbs is some mountain you've climbed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

god I hate your generation

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

if it weren't for hurt feelings millennials wouldn't have any feelings at all

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Beto is a cultural appropriator.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

it wasn't supposed to be edgy. I was just being silly. jesus.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was fantastic and I hate you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 33

This has worked for so many people. Good for you.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're a real gas.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look at his jeans again and tell me why we should trust him.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 13

this is the best thing that ever happened to me

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He didn't even mention how when you grab acid it feels like a bag of sand.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Exactly right.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You know in the 90s, everyone got a personal visit and a foot rub from anyone they sent their resume to. And then immediately got hired.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Thank you for being sane.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0