aaikr

22093 pts · February 3, 2012


 So I wake in the morning and I step outside. And I take a deep breath and I get real high. And I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on?

Pandemics will do that, especially with a larger population

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PSA on hemorrhoids?

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Let them die

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I got a good flogging the last time I made this mistake.

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They terk err jerbs

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Drugs are bad m'kay

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Eat the ones animals eat, simple and done.

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Pee into it

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Have a wank

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That's how I go down stairs too when I'm totally pissed drunk

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Worm whisperer

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Me: Chronic masterbater that has never left my dwelling

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Dr. Evil still got it

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It's a trap! Resist!

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Jesus! Does it have teeth?

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Cue sea shanty song

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Human processed meat

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How does one draw like that and not make any mistakes, I make mistakes just drawing lines a lone

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No matter how upset you get violence is never the answer

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If a dishwasher and line cook make the same wage, who is at a more advantageous position?

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Serve it eviction papers

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Why do all mortician's have the same outfit

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Why do you think zoom was invented

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Then light yourself and it on fire

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If you can't find it, make it.

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This seems to be a predominantly white American problem

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