22093 pts · February 3, 2012
So I wake in the morning and I step outside. And I take a deep breath and I get real high. And I scream from the top of my lungs What's going on?
Pandemics will do that, especially with a larger population
PSA on hemorrhoids?
Let them die
I got a good flogging the last time I made this mistake.
They terk err jerbs
Drugs are bad m'kay
Eat the ones animals eat, simple and done.
Pee into it
Have a wank
That's how I go down stairs too when I'm totally pissed drunk
Worm whisperer
Me: Chronic masterbater that has never left my dwelling
Dr. Evil still got it
It's a trap! Resist!
Jesus! Does it have teeth?
Cue sea shanty song
Human processed meat
How does one draw like that and not make any mistakes, I make mistakes just drawing lines a lone
No matter how upset you get violence is never the answer
If a dishwasher and line cook make the same wage, who is at a more advantageous position?
Serve it eviction papers
Why do all mortician's have the same outfit
Why do you think zoom was invented
Then light yourself and it on fire
If you can't find it, make it.
This seems to be a predominantly white American problem
Pandemics will do that, especially with a larger population
PSA on hemorrhoids?
Let them die
I got a good flogging the last time I made this mistake.
They terk err jerbs
Drugs are bad m'kay
Eat the ones animals eat, simple and done.
Pee into it
Have a wank
That's how I go down stairs too when I'm totally pissed drunk
Worm whisperer
Me: Chronic masterbater that has never left my dwelling
Dr. Evil still got it
It's a trap! Resist!
Jesus! Does it have teeth?
Cue sea shanty song
Human processed meat
How does one draw like that and not make any mistakes, I make mistakes just drawing lines a lone
No matter how upset you get violence is never the answer
If a dishwasher and line cook make the same wage, who is at a more advantageous position?
Serve it eviction papers
Why do all mortician's have the same outfit
Why do you think zoom was invented
Then light yourself and it on fire
If you can't find it, make it.
This seems to be a predominantly white American problem