My name is Andrew. I'm a husband, the father of twins, a programmer, a quadriplegic and an amateur radio operator. I have aphantasia. It is an inability to generate mental images. If you asked me to describe a scene, I couldn't visualise it, but I could tell you the list of details I had remembered. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphantasia I hope that helps explain my favourites.
Can confirm.
I shook hands with a few people, then handled my phone.
5 minutes later I licked my phone as a joke.
A few days later I had a bad cold, but was pushing through. After a week I had an ambulance called because I was turning blue.
Pneumonia fucks you right up.
Don't lick phones!
Licking a phone put me in ICU on a ventilator for 7 weeks.
14 years later I still have a tracheostomy.
Olivia Hastings
Can confirm.
"Oh God, I'm coming!"
Recent news? ...oh FFS
Mine Turtle.
Why do you think us Australians swear so much?
All I need is "Harvey the Wonder Hamster".
Where's the stl?
All natural monopolies should be publicly owned.
You wouldn't remember her name, would you? I have completely forgotten, and google image search is no help.
Apparently it's Birds of Prey. https://www.denofgeek.com/movies/birds-of-prey-marilyn-monroe-musical-scene-explained/
WHY ARE BOOMERS KILLING THE ONION?
Same with Judo.
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Seriously, don't. I ended up ventilated in ICU for 7 weeks with pneumonia from doing that. 10 years later, I still can't breathe properly.
Fine. $20 is $20.
'ken oath.
Especially if it peels off in one piece so you can use it as a wank sock.
He's forgotten that changing service provider is nearly frictionless. And there's some good open source alternatives floating about.