Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!
I am infinite
I'm watching from Australia...
To all the delivery people keeping us alive
You just lost
Wednesday
This is who we're washing our hands for.
Nutritious Goo
Happy 29th
M. Night Shamalamadingdong
Australia and New Zealand just lost a great man
To everybody in South Eastern Australia today.
How did I miss this executive order?
ASL is wonderful
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Happy National Puppy Day
The hero we need
Happy 29th
30 years later, my night vision is terrible.
Learn from teenage me's mistake
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Floyd
MRW my 3 year old son calls his Mother over for a goodnight kiss, but blows a raspberry on her forehead.
Today my wife noticed a similarity between these two.
I'm glad I saved this 2 years ago.
Apparently it's my 4th cake day
Are we still doing relevant username GIFs?
So apparently I need a licence now
Emilia Clarke discussing Seth MacFarlane's sexual prowess
Oh woe is me
Gary Busey training for the skydiving scene in the upcoming Point Break remake
So today is my 3rd cake day
I'd love to be proven wrong.
A quick reminder of why you don't fuck with Canada.
I herd u liek ̶M̶u̶d̶k̶i̶p̶s̶ NT News front pages
It's OK. The turtle is fine.
Anybody else ever been hit in the nuts so hard you threw up?
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Wil Wheaton shares his tips to save your marriage
How to root a pineapple: Australian edition
MRW I get accused of "spreading vegan propaganda" for advocating recycling animals in the pound.
My Javert audition tape.
MRW I wake up to 81 replies
...it ain't easy.
My remix of a classic.
You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherhugger.
MRW I'm at a friend's party, getting a cup for my wife, and I look down at the bench.
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The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.
I hate GIMP
A friend said I should watch the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for the "great sex scenes". MRW the final credits rolled.
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He can't even.
Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs.
My Dad
Over 9000% done.
My first thoughts on seeing Dr Matt Taylor's apology over his shirt.