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316514 pts · March 29, 2013


My name is Andrew. I'm a husband, the father of twins, a programmer, a quadriplegic and an amateur radio operator. I have aphantasia. It is an inability to generate mental images. If you asked me to describe a scene, I couldn't visualise it, but I could tell you the list of details I had remembered. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aphantasia I hope that helps explain my favourites.

Everybody grab a broom, it's Shenanigans!

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 257

I am infinite

Points 12
Comments 13
Views 649

I'm watching from Australia...

Points 3766
Comments 468
Views 94419

To all the delivery people keeping us alive

Points 11
Comments 0
Views 633

You just lost

Points 3
Comments 7
Views 236

Wednesday

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 482

This is who we're washing our hands for.

Points 4314
Comments 137
Views 131080

Nutritious Goo

Points 20
Comments 1
Views 1624

Happy 29th

Points 7
Comments 1
Views 115

M. Night Shamalamadingdong

Points 123
Comments 9
Views 5884

Australia and New Zealand just lost a great man

Points 53
Comments 5
Views 1430

To everybody in South Eastern Australia today.

Points 60
Comments 45
Views 2808

How did I miss this executive order?

Points 5
Comments 16
Views 678

ASL is wonderful

Points 27
Comments 9
Views 8802

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Points 28
Comments 8
Views 1097

Happy National Puppy Day

Points 6
Comments 0
Views 281

The hero we need

Points 103
Comments 7
Views 4304

Happy 29th

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 237

30 years later, my night vision is terrible.

Points 19
Comments 2
Views 341

Learn from teenage me's mistake

Points 14
Comments 3
Views 139

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Points 23
Comments 7
Views 713

Floyd

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Comments 19
Views 1324

MRW my 3 year old son calls his Mother over for a goodnight kiss, but blows a raspberry on her forehead.

Points 60
Comments 9
Views 110853

Today my wife noticed a similarity between these two.

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 1023

I'm glad I saved this 2 years ago.

Points 51
Comments 19
Views 1006

Apparently it's my 4th cake day

Points 931
Comments 35
Views 35898

Are we still doing relevant username GIFs?

Points 17
Comments 9
Views 503

So apparently I need a licence now

Points -4
Comments 3
Views 693

Emilia Clarke discussing Seth MacFarlane's sexual prowess

Points 22
Comments 16
Views 11320

Oh woe is me

Points 59
Comments 53
Views 2820

Gary Busey training for the skydiving scene in the upcoming Point Break remake

Points 11
Comments 6
Views 949

So today is my 3rd cake day

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 547

I'd love to be proven wrong.

Points 6
Comments 4
Views 1657

A quick reminder of why you don't fuck with Canada.

Points 121
Comments 15
Views 3451

I herd u liek ̶M̶u̶d̶k̶i̶p̶s̶ NT News front pages

Points 17
Comments 8
Views 1034

It's OK. The turtle is fine.

Points 8
Comments 12
Views 1331

Anybody else ever been hit in the nuts so hard you threw up?

Points 6
Comments 10
Views 612

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Points 28
Comments 7
Views 161473

Wil Wheaton shares his tips to save your marriage

Points 23
Comments 5
Views 139

How to root a pineapple: Australian edition

Points 13
Comments 5
Views 543

MRW I get accused of "spreading vegan propaganda" for advocating recycling animals in the pound.

Points 60
Comments 33
Views 6930

My Javert audition tape.

Points 9
Comments 0
Views 580

MRW I wake up to 81 replies

Points 23
Comments 19
Views 909

...it ain't easy.

Points 36
Comments 31
Views 77

My remix of a classic.

Points 23
Comments 8
Views 131

You came to the wrong neighborhood, motherhugger.

Points 6
Comments 15
Views 789

MRW I'm at a friend's party, getting a cup for my wife, and I look down at the bench.

Points -8
Comments 7
Views 2510

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Points 3
Comments 8
Views 42

The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

Points 21
Comments 12
Views 4820

I hate GIMP

Points 12
Comments 16
Views 611

A friend said I should watch the original Girl with the Dragon Tattoo for the "great sex scenes". MRW the final credits rolled.

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 1318

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Points 8
Comments 0
Views 2753

He can't even.

Points 117
Comments 7
Views 2167

Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs. Kate Upton's boobs.

Points 68
Comments 24
Views 17385

My Dad

Points 46
Comments 4
Views 124

Over 9000% done.

Points 24
Comments 12
Views 943

My first thoughts on seeing Dr Matt Taylor's apology over his shirt.

Points 7645
Comments 237
Views 45031
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