706 pts ยท January 13, 2014
Doesn't vegetarian bacon sound like an oxymoron? Kind of defeats the purpose of not eating an animal
Close enough Neshaminy over here
Acting
Who's side are the people in the boats on?
-Sean Connery
Rice, Peterson, RGIII, Wes Welker, and Jay Freely. Top that.
I had one of those once. It was cardboard basically
*thinking chair
That Viking behind them looks like he's seen some serious shit
They actually modeled RDJ's Iron Man character traits after Elon Musk
Fun fact: there are 13 U.S. states that have towns named Springfield
Over, Rover
It's not like I needed to sleep anyway
To the girl that I liked in elementary school but played me off and now wants me to accept her Facebook invite: The tables have turned BITCH
Dad, 47, PhD
Looks like somebody's had too much juicy juice
He is out of the hospital with relatively minor injuries last time I heard
Last I heard he was filing a lawsuit against Wal-Mart for them forcing their truck drivers to drive brutally long shifts
Line of 5 syllables; line of 7 syllables; line of 5 syllables
What about all of the other letters of the alphabet? Where's their wings? #yesallwings
getreichd.jpg
Django Unchained
Some of these were unbearably hilarious
Dog wants food OP, don't let him down
Get Google Ultron, it doesn't give me any login problems
MONICA
+1 for username relevance
That's probably because people usually don't know railroad terminology.
In the U.S.A. they are commonly referred to as railroad ties.
The only fans who actually had the balls to throw snowballs at Santa. Allah, I love my city
Doesn't vegetarian bacon sound like an oxymoron? Kind of defeats the purpose of not eating an animal
Close enough Neshaminy over here
Acting
Who's side are the people in the boats on?
-Sean Connery
Rice, Peterson, RGIII, Wes Welker, and Jay Freely. Top that.
I had one of those once. It was cardboard basically
*thinking chair
That Viking behind them looks like he's seen some serious shit
They actually modeled RDJ's Iron Man character traits after Elon Musk
Fun fact: there are 13 U.S. states that have towns named Springfield
Over, Rover
It's not like I needed to sleep anyway
To the girl that I liked in elementary school but played me off and now wants me to accept her Facebook invite: The tables have turned BITCH
Dad, 47, PhD
Looks like somebody's had too much juicy juice
He is out of the hospital with relatively minor injuries last time I heard
Last I heard he was filing a lawsuit against Wal-Mart for them forcing their truck drivers to drive brutally long shifts
Line of 5 syllables; line of 7 syllables; line of 5 syllables
What about all of the other letters of the alphabet? Where's their wings? #yesallwings
getreichd.jpg
Django Unchained
Some of these were unbearably hilarious
Dog wants food OP, don't let him down
Get Google Ultron, it doesn't give me any login problems
MONICA
+1 for username relevance
That's probably because people usually don't know railroad terminology.
In the U.S.A. they are commonly referred to as railroad ties.
The only fans who actually had the balls to throw snowballs at Santa. Allah, I love my city