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Jul 2, 2014 9:46 AM
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ZulemaSadowsky
dat pedo bear in first one
upvotetuxedocats
I want restaurants to post signs saying, "Employees must wash hands. Your mother says you should, too"
Welshglish
Instead of being taught to wash my hands after I piss, I was taught to keep my balls clean and not piss on my hands.
montemanm1
The number one threat: BEARS!!
KabrTheLeigonless
dat pedo bear in first one
aRealist
Some of these were unbearably hilarious
Xallane
i can't bearlive it
IfYouCheckMyCommentsYouWillNoticeImNotAFunnyGuy
Relevant?
Bagelz
If I become or was the manager for my store, I would put up funny signs like this.
markymarkandthemunchiebunch
YES!! I posted this yesterday! http://imgur.com/AycV4Yr
raccoonMario
I just love the evolution here.
ocelot77
Where'd the Pedo Bear Post-It go?
username822
I miss all the soviet bear memes
succumbdefeat
Wash yer hands you filthy animal
gr8b8m8ir88outof8
HURR HURR IM A BURR
Cmitry
HURR HURR IM A BURR
Cmitry
Apparently repeating what people say gives you upvotes.
theycamepresmoked
Keep your filthy paws off my silky draws!
andwhyisthecarpetallwetTodd
Stare Bear
UH60Mechanic
No google eyes yet?
jakerman999
a bear pun.
ShamrockFury
If you don't wash your hands after using a public restroom, just remember one thing...I use those restrooms.
MessyTack
Oh lovely. Fair point. Washing hands all the time now.
mrssugar
Vote Soviet Bear.
ImNotMrLebowskiYoureMrLebowskiImTheDude
I see pedo bear! D:
LearnedCoward
Subtle subtle...
TheGoldenPig
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ihaveenoughofthisorgasm
you mean pedo bear sees you!
ImNotMrLebowskiYoureMrLebowskiImTheDude
D:
3MTA3
Surely there is a pedophile union. Communicating in the mens bathroom with foot sign language.
CliftonSantiago
I'm imagining NAMBLA has secret handshakes and that makes me equal parts amused and sad.
Visionari
Don't call me shirley
Daviator
What's it doing in the men's restroom, shouldn't it be in the family one?
bonnu
Does a bear wash its paws after it shits in the woods?
RickoMeyers
That's some crazy ass Jaden shit!
RoyalSwish
Does a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
BigLizardInYourBackyard
Yes and it uses Charmin ultra because less is more.
trustmeimascientist
And that bear comes from a family with no sense of personal space.
SirBearington
as a bear, yes, all of these are true
ShamnusMcfee
If you don't wash your hands after the restroom, you are a disgusting asshole.
Viel
He has my vote.
HeyCasButt
"You don't vote for a king!"
Kittyboop
And my bow
prattleassassin
BareBoneBear
Was looking for this. Not disappointed!
geneparmesan07
(Don't let top comment be a bear pun...don't let top comment be a bear pun...)
ImNotMrLebowskiYoureMrLebowskiImTheDude
I know. That shit is unbearable.
SpicedNipples
That would bearly be funny
yesThatIsOnPorpoise
Yeah, that'd be unbearable.
geneparmesan07
Fuck you guys.
MasterRadishes
Did we ever find out if Soviet Bear won that school election?
IAMPAPER
yes
Downburst
@ukzephyr ?
LizardDrainer
elfoe
Apparently he lost one race: /a/5qgSY read album discription
HalfwayToRelevance
Yeah. All the other candidates suddenly went missing or dropped out of the race shortly before the election.
VodkaReindeer
We did not :(
Sensorfire
Yes we did. He won.
ILoveSlidersTheTVShowNotTheNastyBurgers
I give up on democracy if they didn't vote for that bear!
RedasRain
this was my question
Rapustaja
I too am curious
Wijet
These question needs an answer!!!
Wijet
This**
HogwartsToiletSeat
(Commenting for later!)
zombieSkinBone
Same here
Caramon
Snap
Afghaniscran
Agreed
IDoNotBelieveYou
Yes he did. Soviet Bear never loses to puny capitalists.
SoccerKeeper00
*kapitalists
CrimsonBlade104
I do not believe you.
greatgoatman
Oh, what's this? Just over there, is it...yes! Yes, it's a gulag! Welcome! Enjoy your stay!
VashTh3Stamp3d3
Look it up...
Downburst
He lost: /a/5qgSY
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AOIMCubanJ
You are the hero we need
Forbayn
You mean the bitch that made this won?
EnigmaticSponge
Damn. This would have worked like a charm at my high school. I graduated, but I have some friends who still go there... this is promising.
Studoku
Thanks, Erin.
LosPer
I can't believe he lost. I'm an unabashed capitalist, I would have voted for him just on the sass of that campaign.
Anonsy
I'm assuming popular kids got voted in and then they'll do literally nothing. gj, school.
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Anonsy
fairly sure nobody in politics was the popular kid.
AlphaSpaghetti
And voting in someone only because they're funny is any better?
17YearOldMaleWithNoBirthday
You can laugh while your school falls apart.
Anonsy
I'd prefer someone funny who does nothing rather than someone annoying who does nothing.
VodkaReindeer
witty*, yes