aJestingWhim

225 pts ยท June 14, 2016


Surely they'd steer aware from that style if they want to make a successfull Stargate show

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Upvote if you only ever heard this quote in the Hit&Run game

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

A bigger betrayal would be Peach marrying Luigi

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

make sure your son crawls first! Walking too early can stop his legs developing properly

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#familygoals

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Or a train wreck

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Parodies are so under-rated. <3 Weird Al

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE. IS THIS A NEW NICHE MEME IM NOT AWARE OF. SEND HELP. SO CONFUSED

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too soon?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is first post I opened as soon as I sat on the toilet

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So true, same for the first movie too. Drax laughed at his own jokes so much that it made up for the lack of laughter from audience

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

I dunno.. What's truck doing by driving into the corner?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Weut?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a parent, this bloody brilliant! So long as that mixer is not too loud

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Fair point. Love your username btw

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Seems like a lot of effort for little reward

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy shit imagine the leave OP get if they said their fake child had fatal cancer. Co-workers might get suspicious if you don't grieve thoug

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Indeed, I wasn't trying to deny it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd stay away from Dr Doesn't Make Sense, sounds like he has no idea what he's doing

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My partner tells me this all the time, just increases my anxiety to new levels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never understood this lie. How the hell do you plan to back this up when your boss checks? Well done for keeping it up for 3 years though

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

More please! Transformers, like electrical ones? Or Hateful Eight? A mean looking 8. There are heaps you could do

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why would you go to an Emergency room for a doctor's note?

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Not only are you memes phresh, looking at comments you seem to be really nice. Straight to fp you go! Love your work

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Yo Wingo! Laaanee change man

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Way too fast, but still thoroughly satisfying +1

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who's keeps cat shit in their freezer?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to watch twice cause I burst out laughing +1

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Was he a drunk because his Dad was rich?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH! To the greatest song in the world oohhhwooahh

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0