schmittytheshittybengetti
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May 18, 2017 9:03 AM
schmittytheshittybengetti
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ThatRaccoonGuy
What, you don't like holiday bonus pay?
350Zoidberg
I'm an adult so I work when I want.
Wowerus
Good luck explaining when your boss finds out
thereisfuckerytospread
''James''
smithdogg22
Doctorgivemethenews
RumbleNtheJungle
Worked for a small regional company. My boss moved me first to the other branches when they got new projects because single no kids. Sucked
Imguriswack
I'm ashamed for you and I sure hope this is untrue.
Justforlookingthrough
No, really. I have eight grandmothers.
DeadlyEnzyme
The ol "my grandmother died" routine? God I used that a lot to get out of school
Skittleballs
What people don't realize is that parents CAN'T go on vacation any other time of year, along with a whole lot more additional work and ...
Skittleballs
...responsibilities. All they see is "Herp derp, I deserve that holiday" and if you're psychopathic enough, you make up a kid.
Skittleballs
On the plus side, excellent confession bear. +1 for doing this right.
hyrppa95
Parental leave exists, at least in civilized countries.
Skittleballs
That is not what I was talking about. They can't go on vacation when their kids don't have holidays.
Skittleballs
This is about colleagues envying parents for getting the first choice when it comes to holiday planning, but they are much more limited.
Skittleballs
Also, holiday accomodation is more costy during school holidays anyway.
aJestingWhim
Never understood this lie. How the hell do you plan to back this up when your boss checks? Well done for keeping it up for 3 years though
TheBlackestKey
Just hire a child actor.
wellthatsjustyouropinion
keep photos on your desk obtained from google. set phone alarms to "take calls" from the kid/school. hire a kid actor off craigslist. rookie
aJestingWhim
Seems like a lot of effort for little reward
wellthatsjustyouropinion
google "baby photos." ctrl + P. frames at the dollar store. only bring in a kid if necessary, never draw attention to it. minimal effort IMO
aJestingWhim
Fair point. Love your username btw
wellthatsjustyouropinion
cheers