Zipperman

1993 pts ยท October 31, 2014


This is my public profile. There are others like it, but this one is mine!

I accidently tugged on your cord, but its okay cuz your just my stepfan.

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who is this? For science.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She looks a lot like Meg Turney.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I feel like that sleezy lawyer on the ingame Cyberpunk ads leering with his jaw slobbery.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a big ole scoop of chocolate chip ice cream just bobbing there.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

RUN JERRY ITS A GOOGLE BALL!!!!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure he meant aladeen.

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

It wouldn't be the worst thing I've had to tell my doctor I've done with my pecker.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Coupla duck tapes and a hammers.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I call witchcraft. Return that feline soul at once!

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was scrolling and wondering how a picture of a green handled iron made it to front page. Had to scroll back up to find out!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not Canadian, but All Hail Storm Baby!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wonder how much one weighs? I mean its gonna sink like crazy and deform any mattress. Would have to make a marble bed to match.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We found the Microsoft plant;)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He must work out.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe. Probably even. The problem with looking closely is you don't have much fun.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm gonna protest climate change by blocking cars so they produce more emissions!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Right? I showed it to both my brother and his wife and they said the same exact thing lol.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As an older brother who loves his younger brother more than anyone else in the world, you have my upvote.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 That woman better be named Mary.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doubtful, it's probably a medical condition.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I don't wanna hear anything about an aggro reset when she lands! There is no fucking aggro reset!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So would he I bet!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you spent your daughters wristband money on meth.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I twisted my ankle taking a piss this morning.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love that game. I had so much fun in the Sedgewick breaking everything in sight!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Faps off to you friend!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ProTip: That's a methhead. The security guard is bleeding to death off camera.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it terrible that I read bicycle as bithical as soon as I saw the first pic? Anyway grats on the recovery OP and best wishes!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0