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A wooden sculpture...
By Peter Demetz
Sep 5, 2020 5:24 AM
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By Peter Demetz
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
Woodn’t it be a carving then?
ihaveaknife
A Wooden sculpture my Ass..
VoilentGandhi
I am a simple man, I see booty I upvote
Throbbinwoodofsherwood
All I see is a smiling jet puffed marshmello man for her lower back dimples
nobodylikesyouat23
dat grain though
AsianLeprechaun
LovelyMover
HateClub
And her tits are getting bigger every time she lies
leader001
gave me wood
RenaissanceFaireMan
StarLordSexRaptor
Wood smash
Jondler66
The beauty of the female form never ceases to awe me...
SpikeWolfwood
That's pretty impressive. From the thumbnail, I thought it was someone coming out of a mud bath.
porcodemonio
Be great if we could get a view from the other side, wooden tit.
BlueIceDragon
Something-something morning wood
y0usurname
Morning, noon AND night.
ILaughAndCryEveryDayFromU
Something-something Woody Harrelson?
SchmidtOnYoLip
frustratedmusician
wood libra ?
SchmidtOnYoLip
Wood pound
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
I've seen the plow. I've seen the screw. The pound is new to me. And classy looking. Thanks for that! Yoink!
MasterChristopher
This is called "Art" This is the legacy and heritage of the West. This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice and die for. This is victory
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
Szavor
Wow
DonalDangerMaher
Tongue and groove!
Kissenmakeup
Those back dimples though ?
GrondWillBreachIt
All I need now is Kylie Minogue and the fear in a mans eyes who knows I’m about to hurt him.
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
This...took a really unsettling turn.
GrondWillBreachIt
I guess I’m the only person on here that’s watched “The Other Guys”
hammersquirrel
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimples_of_Venus
positiveleroy
Thumb rests.
Konstrukt
Haven't known that there is a term like this for them. Thanks! Anyone interested in joining the DoV-Fanclub?
MyRespectableAlterEgo
my ex had those. And a crippling, alienating personality disorder that broke my heart. But also those. It was a mixed bag is what I'm saying
tatt2br1an
Very educational, I never knew they were called ''dimples of Venus''
erikpersdon0
https://jungkatz.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/il-pensiero.jpg
SmHELLboy89
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
Wood upside down? I mean, I suppose technically "wood right side up". But the upside down way sounds more interesting.
ZeKiller
I wood
Dartfordian
...Knot
Gudhansson
I wood
itsfunnythatwordsmeanthings
This is what men of the West fight, sacrifice and die for.
MasterChristopher
Is there an example of a female sculptor who committed herself to the same level of detail that a male does with a woman?
DogOfKingdomCome
None that comes to mind. Deus vult.
OrThatsWhatTheySayAnyway
I understand the point. In simple answer to the Q, it's a reference to a female sculptor who arguably takes the detail higher, Luo Li Rong.
SpikeWolfwood
Something, something "dork ass looser".
MasterChristopher
RIP, downvoted by someone who didn't understand that reference.
OrkenMork
Is this "Norwegian Wood"?
UnluckyLunkhead
Isn't it good?
OrkenMork
It looks like someone is getting up to sleep in the bath.
FinHeadedMonstrosity
bluepirateo
"Screw this"
WarWizardPhoenix
PopeyeTheSailor
https://imgur.com/wm6YIgz
soloincarbonite
SuicidalBallsack
beneboy
Well wood you look at the time
MaxximumB
It wooden work out between the two of you. I'd leaf it if I were yew.
narniasreal
Finnnlaand
Nice
Finduses
This gives a conflicting messages though, is it wood screw or a wooden screw?
MrWobblyHead
It's wooden. A wood screw is used for wood not made of it.
reynman17
Its a wooden wood screw
Psibernicus
Yes, and soaked in wood.
GhostsofAcid
jipopotamus
Yes
MaadMaanMaatt
Either way it’s boring
PoundSandREMF
Just plane.
itsfunnythatwordsmeanthings
Goddamnit+1 I am also gonna assume your one downvote is from someone who didn’t get it and took you literally
MaadMaanMaatt
Username checks out +1
Finduses
I almost missed it
BlueCanaryInTheOutletByTheLightSwitch
Have fun explaining those splinters to your doctor.
jjw9
I like this one ... the shadows
pareidoliaperson
Would wood the would wood.
Dudeitsausername
Worth it
BirdsInTheTrapSingMcnight
Zipperman
It wouldn't be the worst thing I've had to tell my doctor I've done with my pecker.
thatauzzieguy
I'd soak her in wood.
RenaissanceFaireMan
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Wood begets wood.
number2commenter
I was just soaking my log in her wood
Spacebandit
Frontage?
BrotherQuinoa
2020 has been a lonesome year for some.
Maisousontlesneigesdantan
Yikes
rhmrcScifiBandit
Bonk
AsianLeprechaun
Worth it!
PwnageHobo
You see, doc, I was cutting firewood... naked.... and uh...
WolfGoldStar
Anything that involves an axe and nudity...
PwnageHobo
I've seen the body spray commercials. If the implications are to be believed, Axe always ends in nudity.
hotrodny
Doctor: How the hell did you manage to get your whole face full of splinters??
Bruhbeans
Backdimples are just impossible to ignore
Songnemtn2000
Thumb rests
lynxBeast
We know the artists fetish now
rdmguy
Dimples of Venus
fubartoob
Thumbprints ?
RamenGoodnness
I have them ?
BamboozleInsurance
Me too! ?
Bruhbeans
RamenGoodnness
Yes! Mine Venus Dimples are! ?
Chronozon937
RamenGoodnness
?
GutsTheStruggler
RIP your inbox
RamenGoodnness
Nah..This community is weird, funny, nerdy, needy, occasionally horny but not creepy.