ZenMonkey48

1550 pts ยท December 1, 2024


Nah, the Torah is A New Hope, the Bible is Empire Strikes Back, the Koran is Return of the Jedi and the Book of Morman is the Holiday Special.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Getting Junji Ito flashbacks...

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

it's been forever since I've seen the sequels, but I can't recall anything particularly problematic as opposed to the original.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great actor, but Revenge of the Nerds did NOT age well

1 month ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 3

So does the president, but he thinks of Bubba.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Learn all these words for your SAT, but don't use them or people will think you're an asshole."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bold choice of the kids bullying a kid who has already put the hammer down on some other bullies.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What?! Have they even LOOKED at the Dow?!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"I sold off 2 of the legs to make the horse more streamlined, too!"

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

At the end of the day, they're contractors, and it's to keep hiring the plumber to keep working at your house when all he does is just keep creating bigger leaks because he's just as racist as you are.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

De verdad. Duolingo is kinda crap for learning a language, but it's good practice if you're already taking classes.

1 month ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Yeah, nobody likes black licorice.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you're going to get a felony anyway, you may as well just shoot them.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Um actually, using a longbow correctly would give you killer back muscles not arm muscles.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To make it accurate the construction worker should have half a cookie now.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And yet we can never find money to pay teachers...

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Poked fun at bad bosses, and yet worshiped the worst boss.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If there's one thing video games have taught me, it's only combine fire and barrels when I'm not around them and my enemies are.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I assume he just got distracted by something out the window and forgot.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Twitter is the only acceptable deadname.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would be the best use IMHO. Never have to worry about siding or roofing would be nice.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Less of a "bitch-slap" and more of a gentle parenting while the child is actively lighting the house on fire. "Now, Donnie we don't play with matches. Lighting the curtains on fire is unexpected behavior. Gas goes in cars not in the house."

2 months ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 1

If you care more about clumps of cells that may at some time become human rather than actual living breathing humans, you don't get to call yourself pro life

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Q: How many MAGAts does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Zero, Trump tells them it's changed and they all cheer in the dark.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus and his family famously fled from Israel to Egypt to escape violence

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"So I promised my firstborn to the Fae in exchange for their help" - Monk "But aren't you celibate?" - Rogue "You know, it didn't come up." - Monk

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In a better timeline, Biden would've sent Seal Team 6 when the SC ruled that anything a President does is legal and asked the survivors if he still has tha power.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From your lips to god's ears, but people still think Reagan was a great president, so I wouldn't hold my breath...

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0