YoungMouse

976 pts ยท July 19, 2013


I have four pets and a job.

And then all of the clips after that...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine is red.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Max is the captain now?

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I do. I use a different lace for each pair of shoes I own.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I haven't seen the movies since I was young and I have no desire whatsoever to watch them now.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I bet at the end of stuff like that everyone's like "Oh thank god nobody died"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But seriously, I don't care if he is with the Pope, I'm not handing a baby to some dude in a suit. No way.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#8 is he exact face my dog makes when you watch him shit.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But seriously, who puts chips in a bowl? Don't you just eat them out of the bag?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It Follows was a fucking weird movie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck that Barbie.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah. Alice in chains. I got it now.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have leopard geckos as well. Do yours put their bellies up against the glass wall and kinda run or should I get them tested?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's Glee IRL.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog does this, but with a certain spot above his tail. We call it his nibble spot, because if you do it long enough, he will nibble.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of my coworkers found 'Satan' once. This happens all the time.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was cute af.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuuuuuuuck. :(

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, I got close? To what!? HOW CLOSE?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In all my years of hearing Fat Albert take off, I have never been close enough to see it. Awesome.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He looks like he's eating something and it's gross but he doesn't want to offend the person that gave it to him cause their RIGHT THERE.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I might have to watch this then. I just kinda assumed it was like thier other shows and I don't like those.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it more like American Dad and Family Guy or more the the other adultswim shows?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did the same thing with my geckos!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is at my zoo right now!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Yes. Thank you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Aww. You got me excited. I thought there was a movie of his I hadn't seen.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you mean After The Wedding? Or is there another one?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0