So still 3 years ealier than germans...fuck my life

3 years ago | 4 0

Come to Germany, we have healthcare and shit

3 years ago | 2 0

Bruder Malte @maltezierden on insta

3 years ago | 1 0

*rally

4 years ago | 1 0

Germany

4 years ago | 1 0

I like you, fellow european.

4 years ago | 1 0

Can confirm. Never used steroids...still stil got huge balls

4 years ago | 55 1

Sadly no

4 years ago | 2 0

Well mine got a button you have to press on the lever

4 years ago | 1 0

Got any sauce for that?

4 years ago | 2 0

OP is acting sus. Blink twice if you are being threatened

4 years ago | 33 0

German here: 25c per can/bottle

4 years ago | 5 0

The day this user replies is gonna break imgur forever

5 years ago | 4 0

@Lassannn

5 years ago | 10 0

Rocketsled?

5 years ago | 2 0

@BradleyFriesen He's on here ya know!

5 years ago | 5 0

How did this not get to frontpage? It is awesome

5 years ago | 1 0

Oh my Bad...it was 10€ for my ankleboot

5 years ago | 1 0

Oh uhm...but i had to pay for the 6 day hospital stay, the ambulance ride and my crutches. 80€ total

5 years ago | 6 0

I broke my foot last year. 42 days sick with full pay. Another 18 days with ~80%. Germany, land of the really free

5 years ago | 7 0

Well....that doesn't help at all....

5 years ago | 78 0

But why cook it? Perfect Mett-Igel

5 years ago | 1 0

Sorry but you are an idiot if you believe any of this

5 years ago | 1 0

So parking costs 120 Dollar got it

5 years ago | 4 0

This!

5 years ago | 1 0

Well....shit...who am i to judge?

5 years ago | 3 0

Just shoot the Artist a Massage. She sent it to London 4 Weeks ago

5 years ago | 7 0

Well, duck you too, Lassannn

5 years ago | 1 0