45 pts · July 16, 2016
I’m pretty sure #18 is a banksia tree.
All wars can be avoided if everyone in political power can get along.
Exactly! Even if you agree with Republican politics. The party is still full of shitty people.
What a perve.
“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.” - Abraham Lincoln
I'm not sure I could afford all that cardboard.
At some point, a “lethal dose” is also a “lifetime supply.”
Did you assume her gender?
“Barb? Is that you?” - Nancy
A surrogate grouter.
I’m pretty sure this is Dora the Explorer with robot arms.
Exactly! What if he has carni-hands?
“You know divorce is so expensive? Because it’s worth it!” - crotchety old man at a bar.
The Toothpaste Eye of Sauron brushes all!
Satan's Panties
I work as a doctor in the ER and that post is incredibly disturbing. Even though I'm sorry for his loss, that should not be on any website.
I’m pretty sure #18 is a banksia tree.
All wars can be avoided if everyone in political power can get along.
Exactly! Even if you agree with Republican politics. The party is still full of shitty people.
What a perve.
“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.” - Abraham Lincoln
I'm not sure I could afford all that cardboard.
At some point, a “lethal dose” is also a “lifetime supply.”
Did you assume her gender?
“Barb? Is that you?” - Nancy
A surrogate grouter.
I’m pretty sure this is Dora the Explorer with robot arms.
Exactly! What if he has carni-hands?
“You know divorce is so expensive? Because it’s worth it!” - crotchety old man at a bar.
The Toothpaste Eye of Sauron brushes all!
Satan's Panties
I work as a doctor in the ER and that post is incredibly disturbing. Even though I'm sorry for his loss, that should not be on any website.