WizardlyJeffcott

584 pts · March 27, 2014


Fill with your imagination.

Could be alive & some dude is gluing eye-lids shut?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Won't charge if the car has a tiny speck of dust in the charge port.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Every day is a celebration of me. This is just a gift for that day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Walk in overweight, walk out with a six-pack.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like... "Beat" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) everyone? or "Beat" ): everyone?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sensational my guy.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to name my band Cervical Impact.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*Cross-eyed crying down ya back flat foot ass bitch

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Egg on their soup instead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol can you tag me too?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Really? I think you'd make a great cocaine snorter.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

70 Crunches and 45 Jumping Jacks. Not today.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bugs me that the person rapping in that video is Lil Jon and not Lil Wayne

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I'll be the sugar if you'll be the tart~ *waggles eyebrows*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can understand that. I just don't want the dudes dick to hit my forehead or for me to lose the fight. I'd have to kill myself after that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know man. If a man was running at me with an erection, I'd be concerned. I don't think I can't fight a dude naked.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I've enjoyed it so far. I honestly feel like if you restrict yourself to just using the stun-gun + gadgets, the game becomes so much better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean it's all sport until someone starts sucking dick in the cage. At a certain point, I feel a coach needs to stop things.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, we're good.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe, but eventually two halves make a whole?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 is my favorite. That's an awesome picture all around. Jeez, I'm amazed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not the same guy actually.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS IS HOW IT STARTED LAST TIME

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well? I'm waiting!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butter... Close enough.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Dude, those yes sirs blew my mind.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0