Winamp

82475 pts ยท April 5, 2015


"You are my favourite grandson" My grandpa

Only Christian human Santa is real, not any other relgion Santa.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Pet Santa that is, human Santa is 100% real.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Also, Santa isn't real.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Your pet is adopted.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

(1) missed call, Harvard

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Indeed

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe quality-wise, but looking at the numbers 2016-redesign was the greatest period. Don't you remember how often it crashed? And now?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

People still have fun on 9gag too

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What? How do you take your heroin?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Chicken thigh

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

In the long run everybody dies, so fuck the planet, let our kids deal with it. Cherio

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

When a woman love a man, she fondles his balls sometimes. But if her fingers go behind the balls your anus is close. That is how I know

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

police and all 18 of them who worked the shift came to dissolve the situation. (3/3)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

when lotr was popular. They reenacted a battle, but one dude bought a crossbow and the locals called the police. San Marino has civil (2/3)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Kids from my country went on an excursion to San Marino, since everything is cheap (tax haven) they bought swords. This was a time (1/3)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The trick is to hit the legs

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

But they double your cancer chances due to all that salt

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

The same way you can't tickle yourself

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: I am physically uncapable of doing that as I'm very ticklish in that area.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I played GTA 1 when I was 7. I played every single GTA title since then. Piracy helped

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, censorship is BS. I'm saying that movies are dangerous, but don't blame the movies. Parents shouldn't let their kids watch everything.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would rather set my flat on fire than pay that much for a lamp

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

But you are also on a tall mountain, CHECKMATE

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If you can't untie a plastic bag knot, twist one end of the knot and push through the loop. It should untie easily. Knowledge is power!

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 then the beams give, the whole roof collapses, knock a few walls and then nature takes over. Harsh winters don't help in this process

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

First thing that goes are the roof tiles, then the wooden beams gets wet, then the cane, the ceiling collapses, beams above it rot 1

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Just to clarify, NOT ALL houses are made with clay, mud and cane, but the majority of old houses in Vojvodina (northern region of Serbia)

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0