WillWorkForNetflix

15588 pts ยท February 8, 2011


I'm not male. I'm not white. I'm not American. I'm not a virgin - we have nothing in common! Baffling idiots with sarcasm on the internet since the early 17th century

TBH, I was more annoyed these weren't sorted in order of final place in the comp! (Why the fuck am I this lame?!)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's nearly 50 years old and still looks amazing - so fucking jealous

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but Buffy would constantly lose her mind over some D. She almost ended the world over some D!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

'tis but a scratch

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was hoping this would be here :D

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@Meyek - so glad you like the gifts - I've never eaten a white Lion Bar - please would you take a photo of what it looks like inside?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck are cherries so sexual?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It could be, yes. But I'm not suggesting that...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only just though - 28th of the month, right? I feel like we could totally let it slide

9 years ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 12

Goddamit, @OP +1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always +1 for the same response everytime.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

16 loops later, I'm still jumping!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was about to guess this was Ireland - then I saw the Penny's in the background - yep - it's Ireland.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On behalf of my fellow Brits, thank you for noticing our wonderfully colourful ways of calling people idiots! :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

British? British.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, this!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@OP Is this actually how you feel or are you just posting this for the points?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Ahh - that fresh sound of panic as his wet bloody fingers slide against the jar with no rim. Fucking brutal and unforgettable

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want co-op with a great story and the option for multiplayer - I want it all, essentially! And a fucking pizza.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ditto!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I thought the deaths were caused by people not reading the instructions and fastening the unit to a wall...?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just about to suggest the same thing! Jason for the win!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Shots fired - virgin tears, shed :'(

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The post was funny but your comment made me lol and inhale rice. Thanks...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There, trap! That's where you belong

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck me! How is this not top comment?!?!? All the internet points for you, my friend!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"And free pizza..."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0