Some of my favorite Key & Peele sketches (with video links)

May 11, 2016 5:15 AM

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Prepared for Terries

A man gets seated next to two gentlemen on a plane who are prepared for a terrorist attack. Probably my favorite of the bunch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiWIOKKuyGE

Clear History

A man's wife gets suspicious after he forgets to clear his history.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xDXF0agUeM

Georgina and Esther and Satan

Two old ladies fantasize about what they might do to the devil, given the chance. In my top 3 for sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-C9q-Na6_w

Marbles

A man in an interview cannot pull his attention from a jar of marbles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RG6EOci0suI

Job Interview

A man has to compete with a serious contender for a job.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWahgmZEx8Y

Office Homophobe

A man has a problem with a coworker's lifestyle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3h6es6zh1c

Slap-Ass

A baseball player has a strange fascination.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mlp_Gcc_5Q

Auction Block

Two men begin to question their self-worth at a slave auction.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB7MichlL1k

The East/ West bowl has a colorful cast of players this year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

Beezertwelve Washingbeard

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The D&D is my favorite by far.

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YOUR JACKET THOUGH...

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My favorite one is by far the one where the italian mobster has a surprise party set up and he kills everyone. And his friend does nothing

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Sandra Bullocksies is my jam

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The player formerly known, as Mousecop

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East West Bowl Rap https://youtu.be/7N8xwXUk_bY

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oooo ester, I found my daughter's husband watching the pornography of women!

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"toops toops toops scoops do do do do skadoops" made me spit coffee all over my monitor

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1)Twilight Gangsters 2)Sub. Teacher 3)the one where he orders pizza.

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Fronthand backhand though

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Jackmerius Tactheratrix

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D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde

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v this one is the best one, no matter what everyone else say.

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it's ALWAYS been steve

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STEVE GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!

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John Smith...BYU

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I felt like that joke went over everyone's head

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I put the pussy on the chainwax

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My favorite one is Shady Landlord https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aa8ylQ7-mQ&ab_channel=ComedyCentral

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YES! was looking for this comment! Shady landlord has to be top 3, if not the best ever. He. Will. Mur. Der. You.

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Marbles is my by far favorite!

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I agree. It is also my favorite :)

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It's a marbelous sketch.. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME LEAVE

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I'm just curious as to how the pulled it off dude, like I woulda died idk how he didn't...

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No Substitute Teacher? Boo

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Meegan! But its your jacket though.

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These dudes are some of the funniest people alive.

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PS, forgot to mention, all generally not safe for work because of language and general weirdness.

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Duuuude, how could you forget the mother of all sketches?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxsD6ecxDUg

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Continental breakfast is by far my favorite. "ILL HAVE WHAT IM HAVING."

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Yogurt, from Greece, where it follows like rivers.

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MMMMM Interesting...European style.

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When, in, Rome

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Not a spoon...not a fork...but something in between....a fopoon

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What will you think of next Germany

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the one where his seat gets upgraded on a flight is pretty good also

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We're not in Kansas anymore, Toto. *ladies and gentleman this is your captain speaking, we should be leaving Topeka in the next ten minutes*

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Where's Luther?! You cannot have this list without Luther Obama's anger translator.

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^ True story

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Luther is not funny... Only white people find these kinds of sketches funny. Like Ollie the weatherman.... Yes I said it

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im white people and don't find it funny. also yay for judging people by their skin colour :/

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I'm not a white people, and I think they're pretty funny.

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Luther is corny as fuck.... You probably liked the niggar family sketch from chappelle show too right?

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I did!! I thought it was delightfully silly. I'm cool with being corny, though. It keeps a smile on my face, at least.

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I mean... Obama himself found it funny tho

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Twilight gangsters is the best.

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You like twilight nigga?!?

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Twilights my jam.

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You a Edward nigga or a Jacob nigga?

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Answer that shot together. 3... 2... 1...

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Edward!

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Hingle mccringleberry

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*construction noises*

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DONKEETEEF

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Dan Smith!

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????

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watch the last video.

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Oh lol... I know what you mean....I put an emoji ???? I don't know why it came out as question marks.

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Weird, maybe the site didnt recognize it as an emoji :)

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The school of witchcraft!

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We got two lil niggas on Swiffers

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A wand with a silencer, WHY?

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But I axe again. WHY.

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We gonn draxx ..lem.. sklounst

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Dem terriez

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wanna get froggy

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I laugh every single time... I don't know how they kept their composure during that one.

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Dude same xD . The blooper reel for that scene is gold too

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I don't understand english too much, I don't get that one :(

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It's just nonsense words mostly. "Terries" is supposed to mean terrorists. "Drax lem sklounst" is just gibberish though. 1/2

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The sketch is just about a couple of crazy dudes that are trying to stop terrorists by smuggling a bunch of weapons onto the plane. 2/2

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Oh ok, thank you :)

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oh we gon drop some hypotheticals on some terries clavicles

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And I said Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch.

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This was the best sketch +1

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I put the pussy on the CHAINWAAAAAAX!!!

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Best one

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That's a resounding yes for cheesy crust on the third.. Claire says you read her mind

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You said bitch tho?

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I said, I said Biiiii

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Omg my dad and I do this all the time. Drives Mom nuts but she always chuckles.

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I said...... I said..... I said..... Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

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AND I SAID ᴮᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᵗᶜʰ⋅

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As someone who's been in a relationship with a woman, can confirm.

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Husbands everywhere confirmed.

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But you really said that, right?

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Hmm?

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Aint nothing but a thang

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*in quite voice* "yea"

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Huh

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You said bitch?

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You called your wife a bitch?!

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TRIGGERED

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O-o-o yeah I called her a bitch.. mhm...

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Ain't nothing but a thang!

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Brilliant

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You really said that though?

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+1 for the slide

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I fucking love it when he hugs the tree lol

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My name is Aaron and because of these guys I am now called A A Ron by everybody.

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My name is Jacqulyn, and a regular who comes into my work always calls me Jay-Quellin

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A friend lives on Blake St and I internally pronounce is Buh-Lock-Ay every time :)

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I was a chunky kid and the school newletter printer had a faded P making it look like my name was Fatrick.

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INSUBORDINATE... and CHURLISH

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Dude, same. When I meet new people? "OH A-Aron" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I actually love being called Buhlakay. Which is a good thing for me, considering its been my most common nickname for 4 years.

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My name is Jackmerius. Think of what I must be going though.

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IM SO SORRY

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My name, *Construction Noise* is certainly not giving me love right now.

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yeah its made my life as a L'Carpetron a thousand times more difficult

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My name is *Construction Noises* Childhood was tough, but Key and Peele made it better.

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a a ron

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im a dental assistant and there was this kid who pronounced his name like that. I thought of that skit and LOL'ed.embarrassing moment for me

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As someone named Aaron, do u know annoying it gets when EVERY time u meet someone they say that and ask if u watch key and peele.

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No, do you?

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My daughter has a friend named Blake.Sorry! I meant Bah-lah-kay.

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Timothy?!

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that shit ruined my life. people finally stopped calling me ginger at least

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.......

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My best friend is forever called Jay-Quellin now. I wouldn't be surprised if she puts a hit out on them.

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A a ron Rod-gers

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Go Pack Go!

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Present.

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yes?

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They called for A A Ron... not A A A A A A A A A A A A A Ron

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Know a couple.... E rin and A a ron

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Insubordinate and churlish!

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Is there a D Nice here?

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Do you mean Denise?

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Ja-quelin?

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J quellen

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Preeesent! Actually I really am. That's what every one calls me at work.

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@OP left that sketch off the list?? https://m.popkey.co/a652ca/v0g3X.gif

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Do you want to go to war Balaka

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Blaaa-aake?

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A A Ron makes an appearance in one of the East/West bowl skits. :)

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Definitely a classic but I decided to stick with some less popular sketches. I don't think I know ANYONE who hasnt seen that

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Good call. Great list, OP.

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but East/West bowl is like, their most popular sketch

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you forgot the substitute teacher https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7FixvoKBw&feature=share

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.

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Also inner city hogwarts

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You wanna go to war, Balakey?!

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You called?

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....where Jay-Quell-In at?

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My Aunt bad the pleasure of teaching twins- Lemonjello and Orangejello!

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Funnier than all the ones op posted

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the dubstep one!

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Nah man! Mr Nostrand is the best substitute teacher.

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This is a laugh .... guaranteed...

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D-Nice.

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You get your ass to O Shag Henesey's office!

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Ah forgot this one. Say this all the time too!

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A-ARON.

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Dee-nyce?

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O shag Hennessy

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Denise. ????

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SONOFABITCH!!

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