WhereDidJonGo

300 pts ยท June 9, 2012


You can buy inexpensive epipen alternatives. Much better than having nothing.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I'm finally taking the step from being a lurker to actually commenting. Maybe someday I'll even upload pictures.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did she dip you in by your heel? Are you invulnerable to broccoli everywhere but your heel? Are you Brochilles?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Sounds like you need to check out r/WholesomeMemes.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm just disappointed by how small the album is. Come on, we want to browse through a good list of nudes, not see 3.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Same here.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can also pour liquid nitrogen on your hand if you aren't holding it/letting it pool. If the contact is brief the liquid nitrogen 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think OP made it a lot more funny; format is better.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And there it is.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why use baby carrots when you can use real carrots and get way more flavor? Never understood that...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I disagree

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nice to see a fellow Tuolumne-ite

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sonora

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

NO IT ISN'T YOU MONSTER!!!

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Don't say who Rand is for Wheel of Time! That's a big spoiler for the first few books.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

-pig, that'll do.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ewe really should not make jokes like this, they wool offend people.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So basically, the Pianist, is what I'm hearing. (If you haven't seen that yet, SEE IT!)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for "couldn't care less" and not "could care less"

10 years ago | Likes 110 Dislikes 2

Post-WWII nuclear tests done by the US Navy on obsolete battleships arranged at various distances from the bomb's epicenter.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I still don't know if that experience was enjoyable or defiling. Maybe it was both?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I honestly thought he was trying to tackle her the first several times I watched this. Needless to say, I was confused.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They do love string. A box they can and will spend a lot of time in though.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why you don't waste money on a gift for your cat. You just get them a cardboard box. Several if you are really generous.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I totally read #6 wrong at first and was really confused. "Sometimes I can't help any one of the random but worry that strangers I meet."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You don't want to sell me freedom." "I don't want to sell you freedom." "You want to go home and rethink your life."

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1