WhatzitTooya

354050 pts · December 24, 2012


2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Hey how did that work out in Afghanistan?" "Well, first the Taliban where in charge, but then we spend 20 years and close to a trillion USD, and now the Taliban are in charge."

2 weeks ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

cat.zip

2 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Middle-aged Link keeps playing the sun song, cant sleep with the sun up!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That performance is for the shareholders, not the customers.

2 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"War in the middle east" comes pre-stamped, doesn’t it?

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No need to draw any lines when you can just blame Biden for it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I dont really want to take a shower, but also dont want to get out of it once I'm in...

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can get around that by using Violentmonkey and a script, so you can stay with the old layout but with the new limit.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Red car parks like an asshat.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

A grinder and paint makes me the welder I ain't...

3 weeks ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

It's hot, and it's ready!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would not be the first goalpost they moved. The only real constant is that it's bad when democrats do it, but perfectly good if they do it, whatever *it* may be. Like starting another war in the middle east, or shitting your pants live on TV.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Horses dont eat grass, they eat money.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Easy to remember, cause it's named after a stripper.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The dog *dun dun duuun* who also killed the owners *DUN DUN DUUUUN* so she can keep all the treats. She just knows no court would ever convict such a good girl with her fluffy puffy coat and the tippy-taps and the adorable antics.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Big problems need a big sacrifice, so we should definitely start with the billionaires.

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Or double-sided tape.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Squirrel seems rather unfazed by people. "here, lemme just wrap up this doofus... and here we go, scuse me, coming through..."

3 weeks ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

If not loot, why loot shaped??

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My favorite hobby: Starting new hobbies and advance them till an arbitrary milestone, then lose all interest.

4 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Thats 7 dog years in a row!

4 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No wonder the line out front is so long...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Answer: Propaganda. Not for us, but for his people, they love that shit.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

More pictures of broken iPhones on social media.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats just like gesturing during talking. A little bit of Italy in everyone of us.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh, so it's called honour mode, cause they expect you to uphold your part of the deal and off yourself, right?

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not that I'm siding with walmart of all things being, but that's just basic business, selling your current inventory needs to yield enough to buy your next one.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I would be looking kinda stressed too, carrying a full grown man AND two sets of chain mail.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

For when you want your Lasagna to be half a foot tall.

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