21596 pts · March 24, 2014
I like this place, i think ill stay.
It really something that I’ve only seen on the internet. I’ve had people infer that I’m a terrible person because of my politics alone.
As a republican, I honestly couldn’t give less of a shit about this because book. This sounds like a Karen issue more an anything.
Make my day
Plot twist: rat poison is edible
I found gum in my cigarette lighter last week. Gotta figure out how to get that out.
Sika deer?
But what about headlight fluid?
I saw nothing, scrolled down, read this comment and quickly scrolled back up
And their nests are fucking giant
“Sir, do you have an interest in being the new CEO?”
Saw my downstairs neighbor long enough to say hi the other day. First time in 2 years.
And not a single countable pull up was done that day.
What is mascarpone?
No the dude is half ghost. The girl is all human. Baby would be 25% ghost.
Jolly ranchers aren’t vegan for a similar reason.
Any stories?
I had a philosophy prof ask on an exam that we prove our chair doesn’t exist. I wrote “what chair?”. Got an A.
Return them bitches for a nickel
K
Or me and those giant burritos
Checked. Heard no hissing. Was very surprised. +1
Played a game once where I tried to keep a mimic coin as a pet. It was fun
At first I thought that tree branch and leaves was a swarm of them. Thoroughly disappointed.
Ye
I wonder what their tongues feel like. But I also really don’t want to find out. They just look so soft.
To Payless shoes we go!
You have taught me something today sir/m’am. Thank you for this transfer of knowledge.
How the fuck do you smoke vodka?
Fuck this feels like it was only a few years ago. Am I old now?
It really something that I’ve only seen on the internet. I’ve had people infer that I’m a terrible person because of my politics alone.
As a republican, I honestly couldn’t give less of a shit about this because book. This sounds like a Karen issue more an anything.
Make my day
Plot twist: rat poison is edible
I found gum in my cigarette lighter last week. Gotta figure out how to get that out.
Sika deer?
But what about headlight fluid?
I saw nothing, scrolled down, read this comment and quickly scrolled back up
And their nests are fucking giant
“Sir, do you have an interest in being the new CEO?”
Saw my downstairs neighbor long enough to say hi the other day. First time in 2 years.
And not a single countable pull up was done that day.
What is mascarpone?
No the dude is half ghost. The girl is all human. Baby would be 25% ghost.
Jolly ranchers aren’t vegan for a similar reason.
Any stories?
I had a philosophy prof ask on an exam that we prove our chair doesn’t exist. I wrote “what chair?”. Got an A.
Return them bitches for a nickel
K
Or me and those giant burritos
Checked. Heard no hissing. Was very surprised. +1
Played a game once where I tried to keep a mimic coin as a pet. It was fun
At first I thought that tree branch and leaves was a swarm of them. Thoroughly disappointed.
Ye
I wonder what their tongues feel like. But I also really don’t want to find out. They just look so soft.
To Payless shoes we go!
You have taught me something today sir/m’am. Thank you for this transfer of knowledge.
How the fuck do you smoke vodka?
Fuck this feels like it was only a few years ago. Am I old now?