Wetwire

21596 pts · March 24, 2014


I like this place, i think ill stay.

It really something that I’ve only seen on the internet. I’ve had people infer that I’m a terrible person because of my politics alone.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 28

As a republican, I honestly couldn’t give less of a shit about this because book. This sounds like a Karen issue more an anything.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 44

Make my day

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: rat poison is edible

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I found gum in my cigarette lighter last week. Gotta figure out how to get that out.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sika deer?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

But what about headlight fluid?

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I saw nothing, scrolled down, read this comment and quickly scrolled back up

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And their nests are fucking giant

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

“Sir, do you have an interest in being the new CEO?”

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Saw my downstairs neighbor long enough to say hi the other day. First time in 2 years.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And not a single countable pull up was done that day.

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What is mascarpone?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No the dude is half ghost. The girl is all human. Baby would be 25% ghost.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

Jolly ranchers aren’t vegan for a similar reason.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Any stories?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had a philosophy prof ask on an exam that we prove our chair doesn’t exist. I wrote “what chair?”. Got an A.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Return them bitches for a nickel

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

K

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Or me and those giant burritos

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Checked. Heard no hissing. Was very surprised. +1

6 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Played a game once where I tried to keep a mimic coin as a pet. It was fun

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At first I thought that tree branch and leaves was a swarm of them. Thoroughly disappointed.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ye

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder what their tongues feel like. But I also really don’t want to find out. They just look so soft.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

To Payless shoes we go!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You have taught me something today sir/m’am. Thank you for this transfer of knowledge.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How the fuck do you smoke vodka?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck this feels like it was only a few years ago. Am I old now?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0