VampirezKing
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Jun 22, 2019 7:53 PM
VampirezKing
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EvoAngeL
Fake news
whitefoxkei
Heh, American Dad reference.
jasongerke
For those who don't know, look up how dolphins sleep. It's fairly interesting.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
I wrote a sign for the back of my Forklift, Answer:- Yes I'm busy, I have my own work.
swifter66
“Sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t find a printed teosinte labeled ‘answer 1’. So that I don’t waste your time, can you direct me?”
UltraHellboy
Teosinte? Like the ancient corn plant?
Youts
Maybe you’d get more done if your arms weren’t in front of the monitor when you were typing on your keyboard
ikagawa
But it's a drafting tablet and that's a wireless keyboard.
SubtleHarbinger
Fun fact: dolphins sleep with only half of their brain at a time.
DoctorBaboon42
Second fun fact: dolphins have no breathing reflex so they're always breathing manually. Otherwise they would drown when they sleep.
PornhubsFirstTree
Quick replace sign with “kick me”
ohfuchme
What is his computer setup? Is he using microfiche?
wingalingpuppy
It's a Cintiq. Commonly used for drawing and animation.
ohlookmemes
Excuse me *Tapping* Now, I must know:v How do they sleep? *pointing as sign behind him* The mammals ... How do they sleep?
idisslikephones
Q&A Amazing
Kakistocrator
It's really bothers me the title is offset to the left, especially as he seems to be working on Photoshop on a cintiq tablet
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
What kind of weird computer is that? And what kind of work is he doing?
SwissMountainsAreSoCool
That's a drawing tablet, works similar to an ipad with pen, except bigger.
theedragonlady
How are people oblivious to signs or even loud announcements saying a store is closed yet they try and walk in anyway even though 1/2
theedragonlady
There’s clearly a sign on the door saying it’s closed? This happened at a previous job. Smh. 2/2
stannisconfartsticks
There are no stupid questions just stupid people
ProfessorProton
What about yourself, from the future. Would you want him (you) to interrupt you? I would.
SirDistic
Only if someone poisoned the coffee. And has more details to follow.
Someshithead241
No, that asshole can leave me alone. If he is coming back that means he's wanting to blame me for and make me fix something he fucked up.
beaubrent
Fukn hate open office
nickamont
That tablet, tho.
CaffeineManic
Do only mammals sleep, then?
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I've once read all vertebrates sleep but only them
iputthefiresout
No, but all mammals do
The701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUw3s4evhTE
jessiMoonMaker
Sleeping has zero to do with mammal characteristics. Also, dolphins do not sleep like we do because they are conscious breathers.
Mithi
And to all those people out there that doesn't understand the importance of this sign: e.g. a programmer that is 'in the zone' AKA [1]
Mithi
immersed in his work, will need up to 20min after an interruption to get back to the same point of work flow. That means that 3 inane [2]
Mithi
question asking co-orcs will destroy the worth of one work-hour. That is why tiers in support exist. [3]
nicholasagream
This is why I like having an office with a door.. close the door and put a closed sign up
PotatoFaminePart2
they only sleep one side of the brain at a time
besn
"Have you seen the email i sent you?"
YouTubeRed
wyndridge2
I’m confused about the screen being almost flat in the desk. Seems like it would hurt my neck after a while.
AsUsefulAsAnneFranksDrumkit
It’s a graphics tablet. You can draw directly on it with a special pen
DNelson1
Its a Wacom tablet, a specialized display/digitizer used by artists. My guess is that this picture was taken at an art school during finals.
daranthered
This is why open workspaces suck.
chromofoam
Yep. I’d vote for a private office with a door every time, even if I had to share it with 2-3 others, it’s way better than open plan
IFoldlyGo
Let alone no place to put up information, plus hearing everyone else's conversations and actions
DarkSock
Then this guy walks up...
Floridaguysmyfirstcousin
Wetwire
“Sir, do you have an interest in being the new CEO?”
themerman
May be he is illiterate and can’t read. Stop being judgmental
o4kill
To be fair 100% of all customers and clients can't read. I know, I've done it
onefukkedduck
I want that tablet
PedestrianElectrobastard
If it's any consolation, I heard the really high end ones are glitchy, and I can attest that at that size, the parallax effect is a bitch.
onefukkedduck
don't care still want it
PedestrianElectrobastard
Me too. :c
EverydayIdleness
Pretty much promise someone came by and just opened with "HAHA HEY WHAT'S WITH THE SIGN, BUDDY? GOT A LOT TO DO?"
akroe
I think you should be allowed to punch them in the face them (or flip the bird if you prefer non-violence)
ultradongle
Hey, I heard you're having issues with your TPS reports, did ya get the memo? I'll send it over again just in case.
elizardo
and uh, hey, i'm gonna need you to uh go ahead and come in on saturday, okayyy? That'd be Grrrreat. hey, thanks bud.
AdmJota
"Hey, did you know that somebody has stuck a sign on your back?"
Zixtank
Pretty sure you have a strong case if that someone happened to inexplicably collide with your fist.
4scoresorlonger
TLDR
Darkspire
That's when you spray them with the fire extinguisher.
Splosions
As you do.
thisisagoldfish
True story. Had 3 misdemeanors slapped on me after I sprayed a succubus with a fire extinguisher.
DickPicEnthusiast
Or with a machine gun.
soulman901
Username Checks out, this guy is a dick
aPositivityMonster
Woah there Greg
DickPicEnthusiast
I can't believe I have to explain this, but I meant this from the perspective of the guy trying to work. 'If you distract me I will shoot'
Darkspire
Did you even read the note?
ALoveLikePi
This is a guy who is tired of answering questions other people should already know the answers to
b4k3dg00ds
If I have to tell you one more time I swear to god Karen I’m going to smash you’re face into the copy machine so hard you merge with it
elizardo
Sounds like SOMEbody's got a case of the Mondays!
BrisketSandwich24
MUNdaze