Welcome2Machine

1005 pts ยท February 10, 2013


Soggy Biscuit

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Everything someone says after 'but' usually shows their original intent.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YES! It counts plus some more. As someone who was there for both of my parents, you are stepping it up on a level you do not comprehend yet. Afterwards, all of the unpleasantness of these tasks will fade and you will only recall the good ones. With the inner pride of knowing you did the right thing when it counted. You have all my respect and hugs.

9 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Well, he's white, so.....

10 months ago | Likes 385 Dislikes 7

HFDG

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Richard, maybe?

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The cruelty is their point.

11 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Fuck you Jack Welch. I hold you personally responsible for the cult of management style that has brought us to this place. At 62 y/o I have few regrets in life, but my main one is that there is no hell for him, and all of those who followed him, to burn in for eternity.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Behold the cave of Caerbannog

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

July 2024. No longer pertinent unless he is saying it now. This kinda stuff isn't helping.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

They're playing water pollo

1 year ago | Likes 519 Dislikes 3

Stupid sexy sycamore

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 Yeah, it's an urge.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You got this! Smoker for almost 50 years and decided to quit spur of the moment on April 23 of last year. I still smell someone smoking outside and think, "God that stinks.... I want one!" But I am just typing this because I have faith you can do this. And if you don't, try again. And if that one doesn't work, try again. WE are proud of you!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ahh, a fellow flatbed driver?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You got this! I finally got around to quitting (61 y/o and smoked since I was 15) I like the nicotine pouches. My heart is with you!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#29 There are definitely Porter Wagoner/Dolly Parton albums in their collection!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gary Mule Deer collapses onto the floor.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#15 I am a truck driver in North and South Carolina. I flip off every confederate flag I see.

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I like it. Henny Youngman would be proud

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#7 I really like Nelson!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Freudian slip on their part. They hate all women.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

Quitting is not an option. There is absolutely nothing you can not get through! That face looking at you is enough. You can find assistance in your local community, and the both of you will be better, and more closely attached, for this journey. I say this as a person who was at their rock-bottom a decade ago. If not for the 2 brave, insightful, loving companions I had through it all, I would not have had the will to continue. They have both passed on, and will be remembered forever in my heart.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#33 But if you make it properly, the wet flour has sausage in it!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, but back in the day she's referencing, you would unhook the vacuum advance hose and plug it, then set the distributor to the baseline timing. The variable part came from centrifugal weights and the aforementioned vacuum hose. Goddamn, I'm old...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A step below. At least Ted can play an instrument.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#26 Why did I laugh way too hard at this?

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#41 "For God's sake get me to the church on tiiiiime"

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0