962 pts ยท April 27, 2018
Everything was going great until he lost his hair. Poor guy.
Fuck me. That's a young, black, Wilford Brimley!
TEETH
Are we not going to talk about the shovel?
You know what this squirrel is storing in its ass...DEEZ NUTS!!
Yes but can they warn me when I shouldn't trust a fart? That's the kind of "service" I really need. Guess that job would go to a chocolate lab. Or maybe a yellow lab with a brown vest. I'm not picky.
Why is it always the uncle that's up to some shit?
Pregnancy? Most likely.
Must be baaaaaaad breath
So that's how you trick your parents into paying $70-100k in tuition :)
That kind of skilled labor is easily worth 5 cents an hour!
Medical staff in Canada use the same steps to help deliver babies.
My dick is so big it has a plant.... shaped like a dick.
"Fucking tourists!" - Whale, probably.
I'm interested in her Cheshire Cat....
I'm sure you can buff that right out.
I can smell this
The added slap sound effect just kills me!! It's perfectly crisp!
This isn't a true story. First clue: ball gags don't work with vampire fangs.
It's "Live Laugh Love". You'll get it right next time :)
Those poor robots :(
Aren't they all?
"Brush brush brush, all day looking, brush brush brush while I sing ma sooooong"- Everyone, probably
Step 2: Have a grey/brown couch or (preferably) a chaise lounge..
BBC
He hath been SMOTE!!!
During the study the rich participants somehow got even richer.
If so this seems really sick in the head.
Everything was going great until he lost his hair. Poor guy.
Fuck me. That's a young, black, Wilford Brimley!
TEETH
Are we not going to talk about the shovel?
You know what this squirrel is storing in its ass...DEEZ NUTS!!
Yes but can they warn me when I shouldn't trust a fart? That's the kind of "service" I really need. Guess that job would go to a chocolate lab. Or maybe a yellow lab with a brown vest. I'm not picky.
Why is it always the uncle that's up to some shit?
Pregnancy? Most likely.
Must be baaaaaaad breath
So that's how you trick your parents into paying $70-100k in tuition :)
That kind of skilled labor is easily worth 5 cents an hour!
Medical staff in Canada use the same steps to help deliver babies.
My dick is so big it has a plant.... shaped like a dick.
"Fucking tourists!" - Whale, probably.
I'm interested in her Cheshire Cat....
I'm sure you can buff that right out.
I can smell this
The added slap sound effect just kills me!! It's perfectly crisp!
This isn't a true story. First clue: ball gags don't work with vampire fangs.
It's "Live Laugh Love". You'll get it right next time :)
Those poor robots :(
Aren't they all?
"Brush brush brush, all day looking, brush brush brush while I sing ma sooooong"- Everyone, probably
Step 2: Have a grey/brown couch or (preferably) a chaise lounge..
BBC
He hath been SMOTE!!!
During the study the rich participants somehow got even richer.
If so this seems really sick in the head.