MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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Feb 24, 2026 11:12 PM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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Johnsky
All your problems will disappear!
Clockworkdancerobot
It's so you can stash them around places in case of eyepatch emergencies.
UncleScarwasright
we must be vewy, vewy quiet!
SubsyServy
Also wouldn't work for the three stooges, the most likely buyers of more than one at a time.
Wednesdayface
Everything was going great until he lost his hair. Poor guy.
periwinklepanda
This is old. Bartells has been closed for several years now.
MrAcurite
warpfactor1
bottledham
willpostanything
Revenges.
squillis
It's the Epstein Files reading special
lordofthegoats
so that's the key to happiness not seeing any of the b.s! this guy is a hero!
kaijuuGold
1 eye patch for work another for dancin
Xiuhtocatl
/a/hZjmbx5 “I’m double Leela!”
FireSolvesProblems
Beat me to it.
Xiuhtocatl
Sorry…
AdventurousDonut480
I did not see that coming!
baronluke
Ahh I see, you've taken this deal before. I'm about to, but I don't want to go in blind.
gilliamv
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sindail
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dW92NDE3ZmJobWZtNjN6Z2VjZnhydmo2MG1qdmpjeWdzYmplMnBiZiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/1wQtuZEfyuDSaVe7XI/200w.webp
Jewdakris
Rather be deaf than blind
Allusernamesaretakensoichoosethis
WHAT??
Jewdakris
If you were watching tv would you rather not be able to hear it or see it?
poscduke
People with an eyepatch might need a second one to wear when they clean the first or when the first wears out?
banderan
It’s okay to laugh, I promise
poscduke
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YWVzcjJzaW45ZGdueHY3OHc4ZWxmcHVqMGpqdHRnNW5mN3RpMHV5bCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/7J1liocGtq3wL5xV0A/200w.webp
Sensiblyinteresting
Pretty disappointed that blind people don't wear 2 eye patches
Badprenup
Honestly if I fully lost my sight I would probably want to straight up die, but before I did that I would do the 2 eye patch thing. For the bit.
Sensiblyinteresting
Always respect the bit
RetrogradeLlama
Ready for Trumps State of the Union speech.
andexer
But what about the ears?
RetrogradeLlama
One step at a time.
gilliamv
If you start them at the top step, you could get them to skip 4 to 7 steps at a time. /S
IntelligentLake
They tried to get some earplugs, but they couldn't see any in the store or anywhere else.
TrumpRapesAndEatsChildren0002
A standard 9mm FMJ ear plug applied to each ear should theoretically solve that problem. If anything, they're more readily available than medical equipment... /s