WalkerCalvert

13397 pts ยท August 4, 2016


I replaced my sense of humor with upgraded capacity for pedantry and disgruntlement.

Eh maybe not I couldn't find anything about it on Wikipedia.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I seem to remember her getting fired for being wildly corrupt, but I didn't follow politics at the time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm just like... E.B. White? Of Strunk and White? Stuart Little? Trumpet of the Swan? Secret reasons? WTF.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, I don't think it's Michigan. If not for the Xtra Tufs I would agree.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I concur. I mean not where I lived in tropical Homer (motto: a beautiful girl behind every palm tree) but Alaska.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did I not discuss the fact that a core part of my religious beliefs are that God is an asshole? He doesn't rate my worship.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Concur wholeheartedly.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That flag got used a LOT. Based on the flag of the Army of Northern VA. The real First National Flag of the Confederacy didn't get used.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Damn, son. Nice Bridge.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I mean I can't talk. I've never been north of Goderich or east of Duluth on land.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean... I'm a Christian as much as anything.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I.E. every smug academy grad's own mental self image? I haven't actually read this one though so I can't speak to the book itself.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because Texas has stupid rules about high school sports.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As a guy who isn't even 30 yet... This shit ain't vintage.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bullshit Holly, Luna wasn't a ginger.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Spoken like the kind of shithead academy grad who thinks he has nothing to learn from the warrant who's been driving ships for 20 years.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

It looks like a place I visited in Australia... Somewhere near Syndey?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Probably busy harassing Japanese whaling vessels and operating their vessels in an unsafe manner.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Michigan is literally right across Superior from Thunder Bay. Fake news you don't know about your identical bastard cousin to the south.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which is why Booth screamed the Virginia state motto as he jumped.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact most of the assassination plotters, including Booth; were from Maryland. They were just from the traitorous slaveholding class.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, what's that boss? The manual was written 12 pay grades above you and takes 8 years to update? Awkward.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The safety manual says hard hats, it doesn't say shit about the strap. FUCK YOU BOSS I WON'T BE SAFE IT'S NOT COMFY.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Nope! Christians get antsy when you tell them God's a dickhead. They deny the evidence of their own holy book and wonder why I disagree.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got my dad the series on DVD for XMas a couple years back and still need to watch it.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You, me, and Wiz. Listens-to-wind know that's not how any of this works.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. You can fuck right the hell off. I am a very devout Christian who happens to disagree with most of the assholes who share my faith.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please tell me more about how the rampaging dickhead who lives in heaven should govern my morals. Review the book of Job first

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And what, you can't take any constructive criticism?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope I actually just hate you personally. I think I am perfect and infallible unlike you other shitheel crackers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1