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bvines10389
#44. That's fuckin awesome.
PapaDap88
iluvplants
Heehoo a peanut
Orselias
23k for 4k hours. What is he? A waiter? That's only $5.75 an hour.
FarkasMacTavish
#63 Hopefully at a restaurant that gives tips, because thats $5.75/hr.
FarkasMacTavish
#58 Yes. That is what punk is FOR. You have DEFINED PUNK.
secretmoblin
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand "Hey!" (Bum bum bum) "Got any grapes?"
silentwolf1999
#24 yup. No offense Dodge owners.
Madone7
Some comedy gold in this dumparoo.
AbbyN0rml
I sent 3 of them to my husband who is on the other room
RedVanGhoul
"I'm punk so I must rebel" isn't that the point of punk though?
venomlash
#40 I get inordinate satisfaction from peeling a kiwi & then popping the whole bald thing in my mouth & also your numbering is out of order.
downsouthfarm
If you are a punk and you aren't rebelling you are doing it wrong.
TurdBurglar3000
The Asian one is a genuine dumb stereotype, but the sk8r boi "punk" girl made me cringe.
kittirai
The Tub Thumper one is great
Napsalot
#37 I hate when people capitalize the first letter of every word in a sentence.
JadeNB1729
I Think I Know How To Get Downvoted.
NotTinyPancakes
Yes It Is Just The Worsy Thing Anyone Can Do When It Isn't Even Title of A Panic At The Disco Song
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
You thought you were uncomfortable before?
twinningatmomlife
shocknauts
#26. Jenny looks SO ready to talk to a manager.
youisrealspecial
LoopStricken
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
#1 I don't remember this scene from Star Wars.
KeepCalmAndMAGA
It’s from the upcoming The Rise of Skywalker - Special Edition
shhimbatman
+1 for non-Kylo Adam Driver acting alot like Kylo Adam Driver.
doesthistiemakemyfacelookfat
Omg... #4 is at the laundry mat by my house ..most hilariously depressing thing ever!
Cr4zyC4tLady
My family does in fact have the Christmas pickle :)
StonieBaloney
pandro
I always thought of it as legalized gambling to the extreme, but y'all are right it's also a con.
TroelsyTwo
MaybeIllDisappear
If you are "punk" and you don't rebel, you are not punk.
TackerTacker
Today it's just a 99 cent micro transaction skin on a mobile game
LanceD85
#61 If God says “Oh my God” instead of “Oh my Me” who is he referring to? Things like this keep me up at night.
DukeDarkwood
Unless He's an illeist, always talking about Himself in the third person.
LanceD85
See, now I can sleep.
Richter12x2
Funnier is TELLING them you hid a pickle in the tree, but not... Unless my wife is reading, in which case I'm totally not planning that.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Lol
TheMightyMoto
The children of boomers are generation x.
PaladinAstro
I'm somewhere between millenial and Gen Z ('96) and my parents are boomers ('57 and '54.)
exlurker42
Nah. I'm a millennial and my folks are both boomers. Late in the batch, but boomers still.
cmererightmeow
That's not how it works. I know a few millenials whose parents are from the silent generation.
Atharaenea
My husband and I both have boomer parents, his a few years younger than mine. My husband is a young gen x, I am an old millennial
AmActuallyACat
My grandma is a boomer (but cool) born '50, then my mom is x born '67, and I'm millennial born '93 so we're nicely in order.
eetsumkaus
Nope. Lots of boomers had kids late. Almost all of my aunts and uncles are boomers and most of my cousins are millenials
TheGame21x
Millennial here, both parents are boomers.
crypticchronic
Okay boomer
TheMightyMoto
But I am a millennial.
platypoon
Yes. The kids they had with the first spouse are X. The kids they had with the second spouse are Millennials.
Cr4zyC4tLady
Boom!(ers)
ABirdWalkedOnMyPillow
Oooh got em.
MrStealUrMeme
Hey that works in my family. My half sisters are gen x and I'm a Millennial.
derschweiz
I’m a millennial (92’) and my parents are boomers (58’/62’)
StellarJay77
My mom has a kid from each, I'm Gen X, my sisters is a Millennial, and when my mom remarried she had another kid, so half sister is Gen Y.
Brocktooon
I'm an anecdote.
gabble13gjgj360
So is Keanu Reeves.
AuryxBecauseWhyNot
My(21) mother(54) has always considered herself GenX...my grandparents (~80y/o) are what I consider boomers...
ozjuggler
I'm biologically Gen X but I quite often present as Gen Y. I'm... I'm... gen fluid.
TheMightyMoto
In my brain for some reason boomers stopped at 1955
shrimplyexquisite
Even with that definition, I'm a millennial (90) and my parents are boomers (51,55). So it's possible :)
derschweiz
They are for sure young boomers but generationally they definitely have nothing in common with gen x.
verylittleinsight
You have the tallest family I've ever heard of.
ConsumerAffairs
TinyTaters
Literally laughed out loud. Thanks. Now my wife is awake.... And angry.
amop
eviltonberry
Stanistani
I've never seen it either.
BlimpDick
Great explanation
KingKolunikus
Great username.
FarkasMacTavish
Fix that. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (the good one) is still on Netflix.
Stanistani
Thank you, I have Netflix. I hope I have time to burns through it soon.
BoozeHound001
Correction, the 2003 version is the good one.
FarkasMacTavish
Yes, tell me how good loose character threads, aimless writing and LEAVING WINRY BEHIND is superior. They didn't even do anything with >
FarkasMacTavish
Scar that mattered.
ninjaguineapig
Scientist conducting state superweapon research on humans disguised his notes as a cookbook, hid it in a library, and fled
lordofthedice
I would favorite this comment if I could.
Wonderscout1
Dude. You did it in less than 140 characters. That was amazing.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Holy shit that's a good short summary. +1
Othernate
Correct, and minor correction to original statement: It was a mildly interesting plot point, not like.. the entire plot.
ActuallyAJellyfish
Wait but who was it though? I don't remember this
redpandabanana
It was about a third the way into the story. They were going through loads of books and realized the cookbook was in alchemy code
Wildzebucxl
The dude who figured out how to make philosopher stones
SleeperXib
Was that Dr. Marco? It's been a while
MakeCorruptionIllegalAgain
Yes
Canadianidiot86
Interestingly I think they quickly touch on the fact that all alchemists use some kind of code for their research including Ed himself
Othernate
Pretty sure it was when they were looking for Marco, yeah.
Farvatron
Indeed it was.