I think my DoorDash driver was picked up by ICE
Poser
I bet
How high? This high…
It’s like “Mexican Ninja Warrior” completely the course into the US and get $1,000 and a flight home!
The helicopter tail helps him get down faster
Woman and her friend brazenly stealing tips at my friend’s restaurant
Speed limit signs in Florida
Just took this picture and loved the lighting, and the fact I was able to get the picture before she got super upset, figured I’d post since it’s Caturday
My brothers pup passed away this week. This was when he visited and Gizmo wasn’t quite sure about him
My girl woke me up at 6am and demanded we play fetch for 20 minutes
Inspiring
Tick tock mother fucker
“I would come out with the screen, unless they’re expecting the screen, then I wouldn’t…. Throw a screen”
The immaculate inoculation! Dumb AI
“But I didn’t practice anything!” “Just go out there and throw some sand around”
Spent the last 10+ years working on my career
Caught this internet LEGEND on the America’s Got Talent ad
Just need to eat one before the rest fall in line…
Just once in my life I’d like to be as comfortable as Gus looks here
It takes a different level of stupid to try and cut in front of a street car…
Yes, I’d like to report a murder
Thought everyone could use some kitty paws to brighten your Monday morning.
You had “One” job…
I think shrooms just fucking cured me!
Tried to be a good friend, but I can’t take this anymore…
They had Corgi races at Lions halftime
My cat gets a solid foot kick going when you give his ears a good scritch
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Doughnut
Closet shelf fell overnight. Whoever put this up had no expectation of it lasting
Girl: Been trying to get into modeling for years. Agent: “We have a modeling gig for Amazon modeling a ‘time piece’”. Girl: “Great, sign me up!”
Day 1: of Cheeseburgers he really wants inside of him
Just my Golden Boy snoring
High as fuck and hear a noise over my shoulder…
This Imgur ad brought to you by the Iowa Department of Labor
I think there might be some inefficiencies along our route…
About 2 seconds before he licked the side of the cup
Folks are learning not to line up on Seider.
Imagine paying for an advertisement just to get absolutely roasted in the comments
My boy made his TV debut barking in slow motion at the Detroit Tiger’s game.
People actually start using tennis courts at a local park. Neighbors complained and got the tennis courts closed…
VFX, you had ONE JOB!!
He’s starting to get used to his boots!
Two appeared to have a payload, the other had “strings hanging off of it. Seems to me it dropped its payload somewhere, yeah?
Fuck these scamming motherfuckers!! Got my 80 year old father scared into signing up for $100 a month extended warranty on a brand new car… fuck every lowlife scum who operates these companies
It’s usually hard to get a quality picture of her, but the lighting seems good for this one.
“We can save $10 if we just throw the patient into a trailer” “Deal!”
My “friend” who manages a small section of a shop floor was complaining that his employees “might” call off because of the foot of snow that’s forecasted.
PSA: If you have a Kia or a Hyundai make sure to have a physical steering wheel lock.
Reviews on Amazon are absolutely independent and are not filtered for preferred products /s
People are renting out Ukrainian Airbnbs to help the people of Ukraine. I say we start a list of OFs of Ukrainians we can help.
He lives!
Women’s rights protest in Detroit on Woodward Ave. Cops doing the right thing and are simply blocking traffic