Vortex153

108824 pts · September 9, 2011


I think my DoorDash driver was picked up by ICE

Points 461
Comments 49
Views 19511

Points 564
Comments 52
Views 25986

Poser

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 610

I bet

Points 46
Comments 6
Views 1133

How high? This high…

Points -6
Comments 10
Views 557

It’s like “Mexican Ninja Warrior” completely the course into the US and get $1,000 and a flight home!

Points 3
Comments 24
Views 561

The helicopter tail helps him get down faster

Points 538
Comments 20
Views 43980

Woman and her friend brazenly stealing tips at my friend’s restaurant

Points 917
Comments 163
Views 47109

Speed limit signs in Florida

Points 20
Comments 2
Views 1185

Just took this picture and loved the lighting, and the fact I was able to get the picture before she got super upset, figured I’d post since it’s Caturday

Points 73
Comments 5
Views 2518

My brothers pup passed away this week. This was when he visited and Gizmo wasn’t quite sure about him

Points 14
Comments 1
Views 1292

My girl woke me up at 6am and demanded we play fetch for 20 minutes

Points 27
Comments 6
Views 698

Inspiring

Points 1
Comments 4
Views 723

Tick tock mother fucker

Points 60
Comments 20
Views 2486

“I would come out with the screen, unless they’re expecting the screen, then I wouldn’t…. Throw a screen”

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 1167

The immaculate inoculation! Dumb AI

Points 11
Comments 3
Views 730

“But I didn’t practice anything!” “Just go out there and throw some sand around”

Points 17
Comments 1
Views 393

Spent the last 10+ years working on my career

Points 1260
Comments 193
Views 107882

Caught this internet LEGEND on the America’s Got Talent ad

Points 480
Comments 44
Views 53511

Just need to eat one before the rest fall in line…

Points 15
Comments 7
Views 645

Just once in my life I’d like to be as comfortable as Gus looks here

Points 10
Comments 1
Views 338

It takes a different level of stupid to try and cut in front of a street car…

Points 536
Comments 130
Views 58810

Yes, I’d like to report a murder

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 427

Thought everyone could use some kitty paws to brighten your Monday morning.

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 585

You had “One” job…

Points 46
Comments 13
Views 2494

I think shrooms just fucking cured me!

Points 5
Comments 5
Views 719

Tried to be a good friend, but I can’t take this anymore…

Points 9
Comments 9
Views 1100

They had Corgi races at Lions halftime

Points 613
Comments 46
Views 55195

My cat gets a solid foot kick going when you give his ears a good scritch

Points 61
Comments 6
Views 1884

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Points 997
Comments 130
Views 84683

Doughnut

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 950

Closet shelf fell overnight. Whoever put this up had no expectation of it lasting

Points 12
Comments 3
Views 3074

Girl: Been trying to get into modeling for years. Agent: “We have a modeling gig for Amazon modeling a ‘time piece’”. Girl: “Great, sign me up!”

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 661

Day 1: of Cheeseburgers he really wants inside of him

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 643

Just my Golden Boy snoring

Points 46
Comments 4
Views 1339

High as fuck and hear a noise over my shoulder…

Points 52
Comments 7
Views 2501

This Imgur ad brought to you by the Iowa Department of Labor

Points -2
Comments 5
Views 282

I think there might be some inefficiencies along our route…

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 950

About 2 seconds before he licked the side of the cup

Points 15
Comments 0
Views 209

Folks are learning not to line up on Seider.

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 527

Imagine paying for an advertisement just to get absolutely roasted in the comments

Points 19
Comments 4
Views 932

My boy made his TV debut barking in slow motion at the Detroit Tiger’s game.

Points 1281
Comments 70
Views 101369

People actually start using tennis courts at a local park. Neighbors complained and got the tennis courts closed…

Points 970
Comments 302
Views 98598

VFX, you had ONE JOB!!

Points -1
Comments 0
Views 310

He’s starting to get used to his boots!

Points 27
Comments 5
Views 1142

Two appeared to have a payload, the other had “strings hanging off of it. Seems to me it dropped its payload somewhere, yeah?

Points 802
Comments 230
Views 109797

Fuck these scamming motherfuckers!! Got my 80 year old father scared into signing up for $100 a month extended warranty on a brand new car… fuck every lowlife scum who operates these companies

Points 97
Comments 56
Views 5107

It’s usually hard to get a quality picture of her, but the lighting seems good for this one.

Points 24
Comments 1
Views 1673

“We can save $10 if we just throw the patient into a trailer” “Deal!”

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 352

My “friend” who manages a small section of a shop floor was complaining that his employees “might” call off because of the foot of snow that’s forecasted.

Points 41
Comments 21
Views 2346

PSA: If you have a Kia or a Hyundai make sure to have a physical steering wheel lock.

Points 8
Comments 4
Views 838

Reviews on Amazon are absolutely independent and are not filtered for preferred products /s

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 720

People are renting out Ukrainian Airbnbs to help the people of Ukraine. I say we start a list of OFs of Ukrainians we can help.

Points 18
Comments 5
Views 1313

He lives!

Points 54
Comments 7
Views 2677

Women’s rights protest in Detroit on Woodward Ave. Cops doing the right thing and are simply blocking traffic

Points 17
Comments 3
Views 1340
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