Vordermark

30348 pts ยท March 22, 2013


I write jokes on this site.

Is that a snow leopard?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 and #14 are quite good. Congratulations.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Most dumps are just ha, but this dump was hahaha.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Crayfish kitty was the best. Keeps on tapping that little crayfish. It was a tough choice as all the animal ones were great.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I guess there is a reason to visit Cincinnati.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lydia's plan to escape motherhood was three quarters complete.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The old bathe and bite.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glad to hear you're all right.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Taking a trip with Grandma.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have I Got New For You is a great panel show.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They look great

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's to early for this late night shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The foal is cute, and part cow. A cowtie if you will.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Compromise is great, but not in all cases. As an aside you would think a pilot would know the shape of planets.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I don't think I would be complaining about the quality of service, no matter how terrible, if the manager was a demon.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You should include a write up of what makes them your favourite book series

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What about the black dress makes the invisible woman visible?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Simpsons tried to warn us.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

These Nintendo Switch ads get weirder and weirder.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm curious how much technology you use to graze sheep? Do you use mapping software to choose fields, find land boundaries, ect.?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only ghost trains on lines like that.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought tank testing would be more fun.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He is burying those hugs for later.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sweet ride.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess I should have expected that but it was still a disappointment to see the ball pop.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0