VirusShell

3426 pts · April 25, 2014


Something About Yourself!

Aw... Beat me to it. How was this not noticed earlier?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The best thing is their anti-rape slogan "The Force Behind The Fight"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, its possible that he still 'took' them while playing the game tho

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does one find out if they have a magic weiner

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not your pal, buddy

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Even at the vet they refer to me as her 'daddy'. I mean, I might not be the most handsome guy but I'd figure it's obvious we're not related.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Believe me.... I understand. That's my dog and I think it's weird, too.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn doglette! She's going to be the death of me!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah... Why did he do that? Was the whole thing just to do that but he padded it around everything else?!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#hastaghashtag

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But how else am I going to protect myself when buildings come alive and I need to kill one?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Gotta admit it does look kinda fun tho! To hell with accuracy!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If only I knew someone with the skill and the time to waste on doing that.... That's brilliant

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Well, hopefully with the ear protection on it wouldn't be that bad....

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Used a flamethrower. Its a scene from The Thing. Fantastic horror movie

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well at least I'm not the only one confused

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh my god I remember that!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This comment is too far down

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but don't worry. We're absolutely the ones killing it... Totally

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well, you're not wrong

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Jalapeño Gravy. Went really well with the syrup for a savory taste

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can see that. But honestly the taste is what makes it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, see now they're going to see 'screw' and 'children' together and pedofocus on that. Can't even say 'mess with' because then it's shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you fucking idiots reading it literally as fucking kids? 'Fuck with', used in that fucking context, means "to mess with". For fucks sake

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 9

I dunno... I didn't see the kitten at the end of it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very Cool!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

aw

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally it's become my 'zen' game when I just want to zone out awhile. I still get killed a lot, but there's something peaceful about it

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not when you don't feel that way!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1