208 pts · December 21, 2017
Vault-Tec can neither confirm nor deny this statement.
Oof baboof!
"Dammit, Steve! Again? We're out!" - Shoes.
His name is Ssssteve..
"That'll be $5,753.22. Your insurance covers 20%, and you owe me an $80 co-pay." dentist birb.
So many little awoos!
Where will you be when the Axe strikes?
"You guys can open the food cans, right?"
Sir Noassatall, 5th Baron Chonk.
He's tenderizing that birb.
"Dude, wtf?" dog, probably
*Mission Impossible theme*
The horse has a bigger dick than the car, too.
She works hard for the money, so hard for it, honey.
OMG thank you! I have been looking for this for YEARS. *saved*
Cirque de l'échec
This kind of fishing is the fish version of being abducted by a UFO.
*donk*
The aliens beamed it out of you & will beam it back in when you're asleep.
He booped the snoot all right.
Like everyone who knows you won't figure out that your bald ass got a glued-on weave.
Wolf Team 6
"What, I'm in the shot? I know. I want everyone to see me eat this bomb ass pizza."
Broken off pop-up cameras in 3...2...1..
That's a big chonky cock.
I tried this once. The look of betrayal on my cat's face taught me a lesson, as did when he shit on the floor in front of me staring at me.
"It has been 0 days since Steve did something really dumb."
Vault-Tec can neither confirm nor deny this statement.
Oof baboof!
"Dammit, Steve! Again? We're out!" - Shoes.
His name is Ssssteve..
"That'll be $5,753.22. Your insurance covers 20%, and you owe me an $80 co-pay." dentist birb.
So many little awoos!
Where will you be when the Axe strikes?
"You guys can open the food cans, right?"
Sir Noassatall, 5th Baron Chonk.
He's tenderizing that birb.
"Dude, wtf?" dog, probably
*Mission Impossible theme*
The horse has a bigger dick than the car, too.
She works hard for the money, so hard for it, honey.
OMG thank you! I have been looking for this for YEARS. *saved*
Cirque de l'échec
This kind of fishing is the fish version of being abducted by a UFO.
*donk*
The aliens beamed it out of you & will beam it back in when you're asleep.
He booped the snoot all right.
Like everyone who knows you won't figure out that your bald ass got a glued-on weave.
Wolf Team 6
"What, I'm in the shot? I know. I want everyone to see me eat this bomb ass pizza."
Broken off pop-up cameras in 3...2...1..
That's a big chonky cock.
I tried this once. The look of betrayal on my cat's face taught me a lesson, as did when he shit on the floor in front of me staring at me.
"It has been 0 days since Steve did something really dumb."