VaultTecCalling

208 pts · December 21, 2017


Vault-Tec can neither confirm nor deny this statement.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oof baboof!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Dammit, Steve! Again? We're out!" - Shoes.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His name is Ssssteve..

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"That'll be $5,753.22. Your insurance covers 20%, and you owe me an $80 co-pay." dentist birb.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So many little awoos!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where will you be when the Axe strikes?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You guys can open the food cans, right?"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sir Noassatall, 5th Baron Chonk.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He's tenderizing that birb.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Dude, wtf?" dog, probably

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Mission Impossible theme*

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The horse has a bigger dick than the car, too.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She works hard for the money, so hard for it, honey.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OMG thank you! I have been looking for this for YEARS. *saved*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cirque de l'échec

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kind of fishing is the fish version of being abducted by a UFO.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*donk*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The aliens beamed it out of you & will beam it back in when you're asleep.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He booped the snoot all right.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like everyone who knows you won't figure out that your bald ass got a glued-on weave.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Wolf Team 6

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What, I'm in the shot? I know. I want everyone to see me eat this bomb ass pizza."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Broken off pop-up cameras in 3...2...1..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a big chonky cock.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tried this once. The look of betrayal on my cat's face taught me a lesson, as did when he shit on the floor in front of me staring at me.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"It has been 0 days since Steve did something really dumb."

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0