Mar 14, 2019 4:48 AM
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iwannatrytobeinapolyrelationship
Human cops give you lots of chances. Dog cops give you exactly 0 to get your shit together. You're bad guy. I bite bad guys
adhdpotato
Good doggo
DangrebeTheMangrebe
Everyone has a plan until they get bit in the shaft
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Frank and beans are back on the menu
CrimsonReaper1985
Cop told you stay down bro, I’d have listened myself.
sausagepunsarethewurst
Andreas99100
He asked for it
DJmuppet
Ahumblebubble
What... What did he think was gonna happen?
MangoLassi
So here's the incident, but what's the aftermath? Was he permanently damaged or did the dog not even reach far enough to actually bite him?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
If it really got a hold of him his reaction would be a bit more severe
TacticalOtter
Landshark fucked you up based on your poor life choices.
AngronTheRedAngel
v
AnubisPriest
Best use of this reaction in a very long time.
RickSanchezC420
Intergalactic quality is mineeeee
Zodiacc91
Holy frames!
TheHydeParkWrangler
Init that’s like all of them
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
"STAY DOWN OR YOU'LL GET THE DOG AGAIN"
wolfpreist
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
The rare non fatal Darwin Award.
TwoBitGreaser
Chav nuts must be in season.
gnatsknackers
You dont mess with doggo, hes the best doggo.
DragonWitch5000
The scary part isn't the dog... It's how stupid and cocky the man is thinking they won't use the dog
CognatusGens
fartykitty
Told you, didnaye?
CheekiestBreeki
class act bobby
AreYouMyGuppy
Pretty sure that’s Aberdeen
TheHawkRules
“Fuckin’ arsehole, I fuckin’ told ye to stay down, didnaye?”
bigbrother
'Steh don, ya bahstid. don...' *pikachu gets back up* 'no... you'll dah...'
OrbitalSloth
To be fair, he did tell him
theanonymouszombie
Tooooo beeeee faaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!
DankaliciousElkBrew
To be faaaaiiiirrr
IMayNotReplyToYou
Tooo bbee fffaaiiiiirrrrrrrrrr
FoodTastesGood
Seek balls, boy!
Z0op
Bunny, ball ball
AliBarber
*sic
SexuallyAmbiguousPangolin
Serious question: If attacking a K9 unit is assaulting an officer, could this be considered police brutality?
A dog isn't capable of committing assault, officer or not
Doubt it. There would have to be proof that the officer didn’t require use of force, and that he went well above required amount of force.
As for the dog, the guy got up, officer let it looser to grab a piece of the dude, so the guys nuts got bit. Don’t resist a lawful order
Don’t stick your junk near a barking dogs face. Seems like common sense to me. This idiot had every chance to avoid dick stitches.
I get what you’re saying, I wouldn’t want that to happen to me. But I’m also not gonna be disobeying any lawful orders any time soon.
I guess where we differ is I have very little sympathy for this guy, and you have an anti police mentality
AlienNippleAntennae
Am I the only person who sees something wrong with this? Your presumption is hes guilty and deserves to be attacked by a police dog. Wtf?
baoser3902
If an officer tells you to stay on the ground, you stay on the ground until he's done doing his job. He wants to be done as much as you.
OfficialFederalBureauofInvestigation
That’s not how police dogs work.
Cop says stop and listen to my instructions he turns round and tells him to fuck off. I'm sure shirtless is a good guy though
Corrodias
He is at least clearly guilty of disregarding instructions to lie down, which is most likely during an arrest, so resisting arrest. Police »
*are* allowed to use what force is necessary to arrest someone if they resist. You're not just allowed to ignore them.
It’s not a presumption, disobeying a lawful order is what happened in the video. Dude was asked, told, then made to stay down.
How many chances do you need to listen to a basic order. Use of force is never pretty, but Jesus dude, the dog was right there.
Continuing to resist a simple command, what the hell else could have happened. It’s not your mom telling you to clean your room.
That’s an officer, using the power he was given to keep the peace. Even if it includes one dude getting roughed up.
RememberTheC4nt
Policeman should be able to control his dog
spiko999
He had control, just some more police brutality...
Jesus fucking Christ, use of force is not pretty, what did you want him to do, ask him over and over until the man chose to be a good guy?
That’s not the way reality works. Ask, tell, make. The shirtless moron had more than enough chances to comply.
Aprana
He is in completely control of his dog, You see him loosen the leash so the dog can reach as he's disobeying an order & tighten again after.
Camelspotting
Yeah this probably didn't go over well for the officer.
Probably went over great. Suspect refused lawful orders over and over. He was forced to comply. That’s like 101 of police work.
SydneySleeper
He let him do that, that dog is the officer's weapon and he used it on a threatening suspect
Himser
So he should be charged with excessive force.. since when is it acceptable for a officer to use 30 knives insted if a tazer to down someone?
Tasers fail, all the time. Force isn’t pretty, just because someone had to be made to do something doesn’t mean it was excessive.
What country are you living in where a police officer is equipped with 30 knives?
Markuspsyches
I think he meant the dog's teeth.
He’s a dumb idiot who has a disconnect with reality.
Imadethisforsecrettoaster
Drunk man gets dick bitten off for being drunk?
KindofaBadPerson
Drink responsibly.
Man I bet you love saying the woman after they get raped too.
Yeah. I would. There are bad people out there. You don't always have someone to watch your back. Be responsible for yourself.
Yeah man. It's the victims fault for being attacked right? How are you so brain dead?
I'm not placing blame on the victim. I'm saying it could be prevented. There will always be rapists. If you're not with friends, drink safe
M4X1N10S
It's not the victim's fault but the victim maybe could have prevented it. Not in every case obviously, but some.
Memeeater
Wait you think a women getting raped whilst drunk and a man ignoring police orders and getting injured whilst drink ar the same? Christ
Never said they were. Rape is way worse. They don't have to be related to have a similar response.
Here's a thought experiment, I'll kick your ass for being and asshole, and you can be responsible for it.
Sure. But I was already an asshole so the damage is done. Same deal with a rapist. I'm not placing blame. Drink Responsibly.
And if you lose? Does that prove the other guy's point about being responsible for one's self?
Malzie
I'd bet any money that cop has had many laughs about this...
NoIRLonlyAFK
The paperwork thouggggh
AhDumTheHermit
what; "perp didn't listen, dog nipped his nuts."
He was probably reprimanded heavily so I doubt it.
I highly doubt he was reprimanded at all, let alone heavily, he's giving an order & it's being ignored... exactly why he has the dog.
Maybe not heavily but he was not in control of his dog.
zenton
He was completely in control. After watching the clip several times it looks like he directed the dog to hit him. Which was justified.
Kuvajainen
He totally was. He was using the dog to enforce his command as he's supposed to do. It was a very light nip because of that.
Yeah I guess you're right. It still seems very belligerent.
Lived with a K9 handler for some time, he took his dog home every single night & it was family. He's exerting complete control over his dog.
RackhamTheRed
So the guy in the video either had no control or did it on purpose... pick one
CynicalPynical
That’s the weirdest looking gun I’ve ever seen
joeinsurgent
Well, he's white...
geraint616
Well, it does look like Britain
SecretlyASquirrel
The goodest gun
It’s actually a missile. A fur missile.
MadCDeeJay
Bork Bork nom nom
Man this could use some context.
cyanidkatharsis
Dude was told to get down, dude did not obey, dude got his dingus bit. Doesn't matter if the cop is right or wrong, that's for the judge.
fireeternal
Yeah lets just laugh mindlessly at nonsensical violence like the good hearted people that we are.
cannonesshannah
Looks like a white supremacist being what we call here in Canada a douchecanoe.
MrsRodriguez
I'm Canadian and I've never heard that word.
madspinner
We shouldn't weaponize dogs.
It's like 10,000 years too late for that.
Ahlyss24
Poasibly unpopular opinion but I'd rather we weaponize well trained dogs and use them for force rather than guns.
This is 100% more a tazer sutuation then assault with 30 small knife situation...
Tasers fail. You’re dumb.
williaty
Wrong. Dogs came weaponized. We've managed to disarm most of them through a hundred thousand years of breeding.
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
People love the argument "buT wE aLwAyS dOnE iT!" without realizing how stupid they sound. It's not particularly humane for people OR dogs.
Nobody said it’s how we have always done it. He said it’s done. Good luck undoing the breeding that brought them to be the obedient weapons.
A) Past ethics shouldnt dictate ethics today. B) What does that even mean? I have a gsd, nothing needs "undoing" they do fine as companions.
Youre injecting your politics, youre big dumb.
Ethics =! Politics, but great deflection. Since you're not answering the question I'm going to assume that you dont have any answers.
Deathstrik3
Honestly, and I will probably get flak for this, but firstly the dogs are able to do things that humans simply can't, and I think it is 1/2
better for an animal that is bred and trained for that job to lose its life in the line of duty than it is for a human to lose theirs.
ASMRuVeganYet
Justifications like that are just species-ism in action. Seeing thoughts like this make me realize even more that we don't deserve pets.
In case you are not a troll, pets are different to livestock and working animals. Also, yes, most of the time human > animal.
I smell a troll!
Gosh, first time for everything, i actualy agree with a vegan... But yeah thinking human lives > everything else is kinda sad...
Thanks mate, it's honestly shameful that my comment got so many downvotes. It really does show that we're not deserving of what 1/2
It’s not even a little bit sad, you’re faulty.
iwannatrytobeinapolyrelationship
Human cops give you lots of chances. Dog cops give you exactly 0 to get your shit together. You're bad guy. I bite bad guys
adhdpotato
Good doggo
DangrebeTheMangrebe
Everyone has a plan until they get bit in the shaft
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Frank and beans are back on the menu
CrimsonReaper1985
Cop told you stay down bro, I’d have listened myself.
sausagepunsarethewurst
Andreas99100
He asked for it
DJmuppet
Ahumblebubble
What... What did he think was gonna happen?
MangoLassi
So here's the incident, but what's the aftermath? Was he permanently damaged or did the dog not even reach far enough to actually bite him?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
If it really got a hold of him his reaction would be a bit more severe
TacticalOtter
Landshark fucked you up based on your poor life choices.
AngronTheRedAngel
AnubisPriest
Best use of this reaction in a very long time.
RickSanchezC420
Intergalactic quality is mineeeee
Zodiacc91
Holy frames!
TheHydeParkWrangler
Init that’s like all of them
asifwewouldbesomeonebetter
"STAY DOWN OR YOU'LL GET THE DOG AGAIN"
wolfpreist
play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
The rare non fatal Darwin Award.
TwoBitGreaser
Chav nuts must be in season.
gnatsknackers
You dont mess with doggo, hes the best doggo.
DragonWitch5000
The scary part isn't the dog... It's how stupid and cocky the man is thinking they won't use the dog
CognatusGens
fartykitty
Told you, didnaye?
CheekiestBreeki
class act bobby
AreYouMyGuppy
Pretty sure that’s Aberdeen
TheHawkRules
“Fuckin’ arsehole, I fuckin’ told ye to stay down, didnaye?”
bigbrother
'Steh don, ya bahstid. don...' *pikachu gets back up* 'no... you'll dah...'
OrbitalSloth
To be fair, he did tell him
theanonymouszombie
Tooooo beeeee faaaaaaaiiiiiiirrrrrrr!!
DankaliciousElkBrew
To be faaaaiiiirrr
IMayNotReplyToYou
Tooo bbee fffaaiiiiirrrrrrrrrr
FoodTastesGood
Seek balls, boy!
Z0op
Bunny, ball ball
AliBarber
*sic
SexuallyAmbiguousPangolin
Serious question: If attacking a K9 unit is assaulting an officer, could this be considered police brutality?
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
A dog isn't capable of committing assault, officer or not
OrbitalSloth
Doubt it. There would have to be proof that the officer didn’t require use of force, and that he went well above required amount of force.
OrbitalSloth
As for the dog, the guy got up, officer let it looser to grab a piece of the dude, so the guys nuts got bit. Don’t resist a lawful order
OrbitalSloth
Don’t stick your junk near a barking dogs face. Seems like common sense to me. This idiot had every chance to avoid dick stitches.
OrbitalSloth
I get what you’re saying, I wouldn’t want that to happen to me. But I’m also not gonna be disobeying any lawful orders any time soon.
OrbitalSloth
I guess where we differ is I have very little sympathy for this guy, and you have an anti police mentality
AlienNippleAntennae
Am I the only person who sees something wrong with this? Your presumption is hes guilty and deserves to be attacked by a police dog. Wtf?
baoser3902
If an officer tells you to stay on the ground, you stay on the ground until he's done doing his job. He wants to be done as much as you.
OfficialFederalBureauofInvestigation
That’s not how police dogs work.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Cop says stop and listen to my instructions he turns round and tells him to fuck off. I'm sure shirtless is a good guy though
Corrodias
He is at least clearly guilty of disregarding instructions to lie down, which is most likely during an arrest, so resisting arrest. Police »
Corrodias
*are* allowed to use what force is necessary to arrest someone if they resist. You're not just allowed to ignore them.
OrbitalSloth
It’s not a presumption, disobeying a lawful order is what happened in the video. Dude was asked, told, then made to stay down.
OrbitalSloth
How many chances do you need to listen to a basic order. Use of force is never pretty, but Jesus dude, the dog was right there.
OrbitalSloth
Continuing to resist a simple command, what the hell else could have happened. It’s not your mom telling you to clean your room.
OrbitalSloth
That’s an officer, using the power he was given to keep the peace. Even if it includes one dude getting roughed up.
RememberTheC4nt
Policeman should be able to control his dog
spiko999
He had control, just some more police brutality...
OrbitalSloth
Jesus fucking Christ, use of force is not pretty, what did you want him to do, ask him over and over until the man chose to be a good guy?
OrbitalSloth
That’s not the way reality works. Ask, tell, make. The shirtless moron had more than enough chances to comply.
Aprana
He is in completely control of his dog, You see him loosen the leash so the dog can reach as he's disobeying an order & tighten again after.
Camelspotting
Yeah this probably didn't go over well for the officer.
OrbitalSloth
Probably went over great. Suspect refused lawful orders over and over. He was forced to comply. That’s like 101 of police work.
SydneySleeper
He let him do that, that dog is the officer's weapon and he used it on a threatening suspect
Himser
So he should be charged with excessive force.. since when is it acceptable for a officer to use 30 knives insted if a tazer to down someone?
OrbitalSloth
Tasers fail, all the time. Force isn’t pretty, just because someone had to be made to do something doesn’t mean it was excessive.
SydneySleeper
What country are you living in where a police officer is equipped with 30 knives?
Markuspsyches
I think he meant the dog's teeth.
OrbitalSloth
He’s a dumb idiot who has a disconnect with reality.
Imadethisforsecrettoaster
Drunk man gets dick bitten off for being drunk?
KindofaBadPerson
Drink responsibly.
Imadethisforsecrettoaster
Man I bet you love saying the woman after they get raped too.
KindofaBadPerson
Yeah. I would. There are bad people out there. You don't always have someone to watch your back. Be responsible for yourself.
Imadethisforsecrettoaster
Yeah man. It's the victims fault for being attacked right? How are you so brain dead?
KindofaBadPerson
I'm not placing blame on the victim. I'm saying it could be prevented. There will always be rapists. If you're not with friends, drink safe
M4X1N10S
It's not the victim's fault but the victim maybe could have prevented it. Not in every case obviously, but some.
Memeeater
Wait you think a women getting raped whilst drunk and a man ignoring police orders and getting injured whilst drink ar the same? Christ
KindofaBadPerson
Never said they were. Rape is way worse. They don't have to be related to have a similar response.
Imadethisforsecrettoaster
Here's a thought experiment, I'll kick your ass for being and asshole, and you can be responsible for it.
KindofaBadPerson
Sure. But I was already an asshole so the damage is done. Same deal with a rapist. I'm not placing blame. Drink Responsibly.
M4X1N10S
And if you lose? Does that prove the other guy's point about being responsible for one's self?
Malzie
I'd bet any money that cop has had many laughs about this...
NoIRLonlyAFK
The paperwork thouggggh
AhDumTheHermit
what; "perp didn't listen, dog nipped his nuts."
Camelspotting
He was probably reprimanded heavily so I doubt it.
Aprana
I highly doubt he was reprimanded at all, let alone heavily, he's giving an order & it's being ignored... exactly why he has the dog.
Camelspotting
Maybe not heavily but he was not in control of his dog.
zenton
He was completely in control. After watching the clip several times it looks like he directed the dog to hit him. Which was justified.
Kuvajainen
He totally was. He was using the dog to enforce his command as he's supposed to do. It was a very light nip because of that.
Camelspotting
Yeah I guess you're right. It still seems very belligerent.
Aprana
Lived with a K9 handler for some time, he took his dog home every single night & it was family. He's exerting complete control over his dog.
RackhamTheRed
So the guy in the video either had no control or did it on purpose... pick one
CynicalPynical
That’s the weirdest looking gun I’ve ever seen
joeinsurgent
Well, he's white...
geraint616
Well, it does look like Britain
SecretlyASquirrel
The goodest gun
OrbitalSloth
It’s actually a missile. A fur missile.
MadCDeeJay
Bork Bork nom nom
Imadethisforsecrettoaster
Man this could use some context.
cyanidkatharsis
Dude was told to get down, dude did not obey, dude got his dingus bit. Doesn't matter if the cop is right or wrong, that's for the judge.
fireeternal
Yeah lets just laugh mindlessly at nonsensical violence like the good hearted people that we are.
cannonesshannah
Looks like a white supremacist being what we call here in Canada a douchecanoe.
MrsRodriguez
I'm Canadian and I've never heard that word.
madspinner
We shouldn't weaponize dogs.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
It's like 10,000 years too late for that.
Ahlyss24
Poasibly unpopular opinion but I'd rather we weaponize well trained dogs and use them for force rather than guns.
Himser
This is 100% more a tazer sutuation then assault with 30 small knife situation...
OrbitalSloth
Tasers fail. You’re dumb.
williaty
Wrong. Dogs came weaponized. We've managed to disarm most of them through a hundred thousand years of breeding.
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
People love the argument "buT wE aLwAyS dOnE iT!" without realizing how stupid they sound. It's not particularly humane for people OR dogs.
OrbitalSloth
Nobody said it’s how we have always done it. He said it’s done. Good luck undoing the breeding that brought them to be the obedient weapons.
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
A) Past ethics shouldnt dictate ethics today. B) What does that even mean? I have a gsd, nothing needs "undoing" they do fine as companions.
OrbitalSloth
Youre injecting your politics, youre big dumb.
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
Ethics =! Politics, but great deflection. Since you're not answering the question I'm going to assume that you dont have any answers.
Deathstrik3
Honestly, and I will probably get flak for this, but firstly the dogs are able to do things that humans simply can't, and I think it is 1/2
Deathstrik3
better for an animal that is bred and trained for that job to lose its life in the line of duty than it is for a human to lose theirs.
ASMRuVeganYet
Justifications like that are just species-ism in action. Seeing thoughts like this make me realize even more that we don't deserve pets.
Deathstrik3
In case you are not a troll, pets are different to livestock and working animals. Also, yes, most of the time human > animal.
Kuvajainen
I smell a troll!
spiko999
Gosh, first time for everything, i actualy agree with a vegan... But yeah thinking human lives > everything else is kinda sad...
ASMRuVeganYet
Thanks mate, it's honestly shameful that my comment got so many downvotes. It really does show that we're not deserving of what 1/2
OrbitalSloth
It’s not even a little bit sad, you’re faulty.