Valanaz

10498 pts ยท November 11, 2014


The police cars in the video say "State Trooper" and FHP, which stands for Florida Highway Patrol.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The flat plains happen to be right where warm moist air from the Gulf of Mexico meets the cold dry air from the Rocky Mountains

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Arrival

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

A British tabloid was live streaming a head of lettuce and asked "Will Liz Truss outlast this lettuce?" *spoilers* she didn't

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Just checked on my BFF who passed 1 year ago. Not a brick yet, but starting to clump up. I gave her a good shake to loosen her back up.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

In Texas, if we strike, we lose our teaching certificate and all our retirement.

5 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The math problem couple are definitely teachers

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A lout is the singular form of lice. Louts isn't a word.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The thunder was so realistic I kept taking my headphones off to check if it was storming IRL

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TEN!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And then because you accepted the comp you can't sue the company for the injury

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's mumble rap speak for "fixin to", which is Texan speak for "I'm about to do something"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does not work for a 2010 dodge charger

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you look at the police shooting statistics, 200 PDs had more than 1 killing per year avg. That is 0.01% of all PDs.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There are ~18,000 police departments in the US. I agree some are very corrupt and they are despicable. But most just want to help people

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The majority of PDs are good. The media only show the bad ones because that's what gets ratings.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I was a kid, my parents would open and play the video games while we slept, then wrap them for us to open. We had no idea.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My cat looked really scared and then hid under the couch

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it was an affair then she wouldnt need to waste $$ at the sperm bank. She would claim it was yours. Still a shitty thing to do.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

There is an imgurian named extraupvote. Tag him in a reply and he will bestow another +1

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Looks like you are...*removes sunglasses* green with envy...YEAAAAH!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0