TodFromIT
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Dec 5, 2019 11:23 PM
TodFromIT
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TheCrankyCow
I've been there for that person that buys way too much cat litter. Had to load about 600lb of it into the back of a Prius.
IonlyUpvoteTurkeys
Fine.
Corruptwarrior
scottheduck
Regarding those dresses, they’re part of a fundamentalist, polygamist Mormon sect in Colorado City, AZ. You’ll see them around St George.
Kliban
Alrighty! Write the damn book that’s pent up in your noggin!
ascendeddanieljackson
Sarpedan
as someone who works in retail i can confirm, children tend to be the most polite customers i get
ShutYourRobotMouth
These daily updates were in target - dad joke, probably
ShutYourRobotMouth
*on Target, I’ve ruined my own dad joke.
BlubberMelon
I like this. More of this please.
mathnerd314
https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
BlubberMelon
OH GOD!!! I got what I asked for and now I have no idea what I expected. Thank you kind stranger.
Deepdeepwell
Slightly concerned about him wanting to take the girl in pink
Theauburnsky
Wait, someone pooped in an isle?
dunxrox
Folks, there's a day 6. here's the direct link to the guys page https://kimpossibooty.tumblr.com/post/149816364469/things-that-happened-on-m
mathnerd314
Keep clicking. There's 143 days https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
awesalots
“Just” nose hair
hobbitguy91
I would read a book made of these
mathnerd314
https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
Sensino
MORE!? Please? :D
mathnerd314
https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
Sensino
Thank you! :D
tangent
Does Starbucks actually sell coffee or is it honestly just liquid candy bars?
UpvotingtheHotButton
beerlady
I like blue too
Notsnarkyjustbeingreal
Because David Sedaris
psyche8229
I got to day 4
LonnieTemple9
I upvoting it but, I only got to day 2
jst1ofknd
I got all the way through. I think it was worth the long read.
mathnerd314
There are many, many more: https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
FudgeRoundVsStarCrunch
Target sells liquor?
SociopathicOtter
In some states, yes.
Richter12x2
The man is angry, because last time he bought a prehistoric KitKat, and now he wear adult diapers for the rest of his life.
HotsauceIsLethal
Plot twist: he actually worked for Walmart and hates every moment of his existence so he makes up cute stories to pass the time.
PestyMenaceYT
This post is 100% fake, no way you’d get 2 free starbucks drinks and complimented on your first day, I’ve worked at target before
Decoyape11
You’ve clearly never worked with Parker.
TheSexiestRaccoonEver
Not that it adds much merit but the OP from Tumblr has an account in here as well and had A’s to Q’s first time this was posted awhile ago.
Junktrunkjunkie
The elderly man buying Mountian Dew was probably making a joke. You see back in his day Moutian Dew was code for Moonshine.
Stinkdog
Close, Mountain Dew was made to mix with moonshine. I worked for PepsiCo for a few years
Decoyape11
You wrong city folk.
stupititykills
And they named it "Mountain Dew", because that was oldschool slang for moonshine.
Keairan
Fun fact, the person who first formulated Mountain Dew also made another soda called Dr. Enuff which is excellent.
Junktrunkjunkie
"Mountain Dew" was originally Southern and/or Scots/Irish slang for moonshine. (Stolen straight from Wikipedia) I happened to know it due →
Junktrunkjunkie
→ to an interest in Prohibition era novels/comics.
iStuffTacosInMyFace
Since when do they sell vodka at Target is what I wanna know
SteelRaven
Depends on the state. I know it’s a thing in stores like Walmart, Target and Costco in Washington.
Merrigan917
Yeah I visited WA recently and did not expect to find a liquor wall in Target. I’m so used to the crazy Bible Belt liquor laws.
ratchel
all stores in Washington do. even grocery stores like safeway have liquor aisles now.
ThisUserNameReallySucks
I could read this all day.
mathnerd314
https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
CardioVascular
WHOO I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS EVER SINCE I READ THE FIRST ONE! THANK YOU
friendlyneighborhoodkae
He has a ton more on the Tumblr page. Up to day 180 something I think?
Fleischmann
Link us if you will. That sounds fascinating!
mathnerd314
https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
Fleischmann
Much appreciated.
mathnerd314
143 https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
yay4me
But did he and Parker go on a date or no?
yourmomloveme
TodFromIT
Asking the real questions.
friendlyneighborhoodkae
Nope! He had a girlfriend at the time. The whole series is a fun read
Kokoryta
Ransbear
The sauce is the account Kimposibooty at tumblr. That is if you want to use that hellhole of a web page.
GarytheGrammarCactus
Sauce? Link? For the love of god!!!
immoral0
You can't legally say something like that and not post a link.
Thesaya
@mathnerd314 shared it above; https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
MissyWentMissing
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MEL357
Damned illegals!
bandy600
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76Tromboners
I hated working at Target. Worked there for 4 weeks before I went back to college. You had zero freedom. Everything was regimented.
zolan
That is odd. It was like you were selling your time for their money and you were offended that you couldn't use your time like you wanted.
SanraS
Sounds like work in corporate America
MelAltonReddit
Could be worse: you could be a soldier in a regiment who is making a diversionary attack, making you a constant target.
SteelRaven
Depends on the position. I weirdly love working at Target. I do fulfillment (grabbing pick-up/drive-up orders).
TodFromIT
Do you remember a particular story about a customer you’d like to share?
bangbang909
Had a guy walk in the back room and load a flatbed cart with like 9 tvs. And then walk straight through the store and to his truck. 1..
bangbang909
2..he got away with it too. The next day our electronics in the back room were set up in a cage with a crazy amount of security cameras.
76Tromboners
I worked the 5a-1p shift. I mostly did set up/take down of shelves and displays. I rarely had interaction with customers.
CheskoSebulbaChaPookaUmanGeesaMatisaRaticoPonipaChopChowa
Worked in target tech, we had a ninety year old man who came in everyday and rode the electric scooter around for hours eating doritos.
CrazyCatLad
I got one... janky ass woman with few teeth was asking for advice on which fitness DVD to buy. I was 16 at the time.
ashsm102
When I worked at Target we had a guest come in stick her hand up her dress and poop on it. She then put said poop on a shelf.
LadyBeardJosieFluffButt
Worked at a target long enough to work on Christmas Eve. A man yelled at me for 20 min saying I ruined his Christmas...because it was 1/2
LadyBeardJosieFluffButt
my fault that he didn’t buy gifts until the night before so of course we were low on stock. And I as a cashier was solely responsible.
SatansBestBuddy
worked in Target when it was in Canada. Was there for it's closure. remember the last people to buy things there were two Indian women with
SatansBestBuddy
three carts piled high with clothes. It took me over half an hour just to scan everything. They got very, very nervous as the total climbed
SatansBestBuddy
higher and higher, and asked if the machine was broken when it sailed over $10000. This was when everything was 95% off. It dropped
SatansBestBuddy
down to something like $300 when I scanned the coupon for them. They were very happy to get such a good deal.
nanonerd
Worked at a target Starbucks and a lady yelled at me that I put coffee in her hot chocolate because I mentioned there was mocha in it. 1/
nanonerd
Mocha being chocolate, a key ingredient of hot chocolate. She got so flustered after I tried to explain that she went over to customer 2/
notDre
Mocha isn't chocolate, it's coffee though, you were technically wrong..
nanonerd
Service to yell at the lady there about how I was trying to kill her by putting caffeine in her hot chocolate. She wouldnt leave until 3/
nanonerd
The customer service person called a manager to come over and discuss with me the importance and validity of her argument. I've worked 4/
NotWrongJustNotRight
I need to know where this happy Target worker is today.
HandoB4Javert
They went to Amazon for Prime Day...
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
I need to know who did the poop
notreallythatunpopularopinionrabbit
Almost all the Target workers near our new place are like this, it's so weird...the last ones were all cranky AF
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Crushed, morale down to the somehow sticky dust at the foot of his checkstand, glaring at children and whispering "fuck off" repeatedly
friendlyneighborhoodkae
Not working at Target any longer
Priest206
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mathnerd314
They lasted 143 days, and posted them all: https://tomsretales.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/target
NotWrongJustNotRight
Thank you!!!!!
Timpani
You are a prince or princess
mathnerd314
Correct
easyoneundone
https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag/kimpossibooty?src=hashtag_click
omnipotentpasta
Somewhere in America that sells vodka at target?
Decoyape11
Texas. Texas target sells booze. Except on Sundays. Blue laws.
omnipotentpasta
Uh where in Texas can you buy vodka? Beer and wine only I thought.
AyoSis
they do here in california
catholiccolor117
Triangulating...
wileypdf
Arizona
MedicSailor
If you live in a state where you can't buy alcohol at a grocery store or supermarket, you need to move, or your state gov. needs to be fired
yesimreallystorm
Recently moved to SD they have booze by the check out aisles like sodas. Its glorious. Especialy for a mom.
Areawoman84
Wisconsin for sure. Not Minnesota.
lovehandlesmessiah
They do in Plymouth, MN. It’s adjacent to the main store but a wholly separate entrance.
AEike
Considering I know a large man named Jason and we do sell vodka here it could very well be Minnesota
ShamanOfRamen
Yeah, but to be fair Minnesota is composed of about 50% large men and booze. The other half is lakes.
Areawoman84
Ok YOU'RE DEFINITELY RIGHT THERE'S ONLY ONE JASON THAT WORKS AT TARGET
Tehjoez
So like...all of them?
TheDrunkenAmericanAssassin
*cries in Alabama*
Deros1331
Not Texas
elsiel319
The one near my house in AZ didn’t sell alcohol because it was too close to a school.
doggetofftheqcekmty
My local Target doesn't even sell beer and wine.
WinterSnowStorm
Not in Utah. The only place to get alcohol other than beer is at the state liquor store :(
supershot5
Nope, in Texas (of all places), a grocery store can only sell beer/wine. No liquor/spirits in any of them. Even the Costco by me has (1/2)
supershot5
a Liquor Store in a small, separate building. It's closed Sundays even though the Costco is open. The "main" Costco has beer/wine only (2/2)
ShinyPenguins
I work at the only target in my city that doesnt sell more than beer and wine.
godzilladc
Most definitely not. The east coast is chock-a-block full of stupid blue laws. Here in DC, though, you can buy booze in Costco. Amazing.
moondevil
Arizona here! You can buy booze literally almost anywhere that sells items to include consumable liquids of various types.
CheskoSebulbaChaPookaUmanGeesaMatisaRaticoPonipaChopChowa
MN here, alcohol is sold in target, but in a sectioned off mini store because it cant be sold in the same location as groceries/retail.
elreeneey
Yup. Love that Costco. Perfect for buying large amounts of booze for parties.
historyboeuf
Yup VA has government run liquor stores but beer and wine are sold in groceries. PA and MD have some funky laws too
plusonefororegonians
Can't in Oregon either.
Ivanaski
In Arizona. It's literally the wild West. Booze at any time and any store
ShifuYaku
Missouri has alcohol at any store; I'm even pretty sure you can get alcohol at a Walgreens or CVS
JustABookworm
Oh? Because the Target I work at just added alcohol. Ohio, if you're wondering
elreeneey
Do tell. I'm headed to Cayuhoga Falls with my GF for Christmas with her family. We stock up on booze because it's cheaper than DC.
ImNotTaylorSwift
Costco sells booze? Like in 55 gallon drums?
jamadrien
Pretty much. I've seen a wine barrel full of JD
PearjuiceATX
You don't have to be a Costco member to shop at their liquor store if it has a separate entrance. Also grocery stores cant sell liquor in TX
PearjuiceATX
15% is the highest ABV I believe (port, sherry, dessert wines and mixers). No alcohol sold after 9pm, no beer before noon sundays and no
Tehjoez
Ah that makes more sense. I'm a West coaster and there's booze in every target I've ever been to.
vendell777
Not Alaska, we can't handle our alcohol :/
solisart
Oregon laws means you can't sell anything except like, beer and wine at stores.15% limit I think. Hard liquor is for a liquor store only.
jex0
In Ohio grocery stores started selling alcohol on Sunday only in the last year or so.
galaxytorn
Same thing, I've never been to a Target or Costco that didn't have walls of alcohol. Never crossed my mind that others didn't have it
CrazyCatLad
Went to a Target in AZ and was shocked to see wine. Worked at Target for 5 years in PA. At least grocery in CT sells beer/etc.
godzilladc
In much of the South you can only buy liquor at state stores. So stupid.