Vaemethius

27846 pts · March 11, 2012


Tangents. My life is a series of tangents... and tea. Don't let the nakedness under your clothing be wasted another day! Show a stranger today, and let ME be that stranger! *。✧٩(・ิᴗ・ิ๑)۶*。✧

Oh please. My mother is too much of a prude.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prove it.

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Shhh, don't listen to shimmernfade, your method of recall is lovely and unique!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We only have 10 lanes, but people always pile on the first belts, even when the back lanes are open.... :/ people queuing are dumb as hell.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, ours do that too. If they have a small amount of stuff/self checkout is too long they get sent to jewelry counter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is it okay to do this to fish but if someone impaled a cat they'd be up in arms...?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

uh, same?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too lazy... but this is gonna be kinda awkward af if I actually know you in town.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No. My island :L

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh deer. That is worrisome D:

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially when someone would say "cat is making biscuits on my blanket" or something like that. Always thought wtf you're okay with that?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For the longest time I thought the "making biscuits" term just meant that they were pooping. Was absolutely confusing sometimes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry for resurrecting this, I'm playing catch up, but anyway, isn't that the same for female antiperspirants? Doesn't it too have it?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is Bonnie still like this with the chicks?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1IHkgjVio45 USA, English for twenty-seven years (13 in Nevada, 14 in Washington), very limited spanish

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh no, I thought your name was brushy our teeth D: After reading the rest of the thread I realized it was brush your teeth

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

omg my kind! My wisdom teeth are perfectly alright as well! In fact it was a long time before I realized that they came in at all.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's MISS Obvious, you twatwaffle!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He mistakes Volvo for vulva, in case you don't get it.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

they taste like cinnamon-sugar buttered toast. And fuck those people, I love them. :I

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yay! Nice effort with the wig but awwwwwh, can't see the skirt :( but, either way, thanks, you're awesome :3

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A bit late, but I'm putting my hat in the ring. I so wanna see a picture, if you find one.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have! Well, it was a gym bathroom but still...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember being chased by these fuckers when I went to the zoo as a child... They kept following and doing that D:

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forgot about that one!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but that's effort put into furthering things that benefit you! You were nice enough to do it for me even though you gain nothing. :P

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, also, thank you :3

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah, not as bad as I was imagining, looks like the cat is laughing at some sort of joke... or eating a thumb.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0