Jul 17, 2017 12:54 AM
hairtriggercunt
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MacClay
"Fuck it, you're going to buy that shit anyway." -Walmart probably
IndigoWendigo
It's your fault, really. Going to Walmart..
towhomthebell
Currently working at Walmart,it's because we don't have the cashiers to man all the register's or fuck you people ya are all fucked up
JohnnyBBarnes
20 people in line, 2 checkouts open, and 4 managers watching. It's why I haven't walked into a Walmart since 2014.
KidRocket
Stop going to Wal-Mart, go to a place that sells actual quality stuff.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
alternative: just don't go to walmart
WhyDontICare
This is the reason I refuse to use Morrisons in the UK.
flavinbagel
Hey it's not like I'm going to wal-mart for a pleasant shopping experience. Pay Target money for Target lines.
dlt17
Welcome to Safeway
mikeage19919
I work at a walmart that had that happen work in grocery was up there all day instead of doing my job oh well paid the same
kwayit
Then...... Ummm, don't shop there and support them with your money.
Well ummm, like I said, never again on Sunday. PAY ATTENTION!
ILIKECAPLOCK
I work retail as of now and we have 2-3 open all day. No point in calling in people soley for the rush hour
NotHardly
I do not shop at W-M, haven't in 20 years as they are scum of the earth to providers, employees & ultimately their customers. Cheap is ...
as cheap does. They don't need or miss my money. They ruin communities & lives wherever they go. Wankers. Mean wankers too.
fieroloki
The new Wal-mart beside me has kick ass self checkout. No errors, no "unexpected item" bullshit.
shinagami091
Exactly why I dont go to walmart anymore
jadedApple
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
I know this is directed at Walmart, but mutiple other businesses do the same thing. It's one of the reasons I got off the register my first
work year, they wanted quotas, and I'm just trying to get the line down fast and courteously.
ved79a
Here I get all kinds of food delivered actually into my house. Prices are on par or lower than conventional stores https://e-dostavka.by/
neeks64
Shit. I'm the pajama clad person with no bra or deo...
potatomajor
My kind of lady! ;)
Griffin666
As a walmart manager, I can say, we spend hours on end trying to hire/find people to work sundays. Even scheduling 10+ most of them call in.
E7C69
Could be just my store but anytime lines start to form people are used from the sales floor, we will have all 16 registers open and people
Will still complain because they aren't even paying attention, most of the time there's no lanes it's because the store is understaffed
But then people go around complaining about the employees, and people don't want to deal with it so they quit
Vaemethius
Nah, ours do that too. If they have a small amount of stuff/self checkout is too long they get sent to jewelry counter.
We only have 10 lanes, but people always pile on the first belts, even when the back lanes are open.... :/ people queuing are dumb as hell.
SammieKatGplus
OneNeoEon
I work overnight at walmart. I never understand why people need carts full of stuff after midnight.
Mcguinea
sometimes that's the only time some of us plebs can go...
That isnt the weird part, expecting more than a couple cashiers is. I havent seen any retail have more than a couple cashiers on 3rd shift.
right but if they know it's busy during 3rd like some locations (mine unfortunately is one) they should hire more humans imo
I think it's unfair to the one lane that is backed up into the clothes section all night while managers look on or walk around
Agreed. But my regional Walmart is telling ALL shifts they are overstaffed while we constantly lose people that dont get replaced. It sucks
intaglioguy
Walmart is evil for running your payment as a debit transaction that bypasses the pin input without your consent.
That's not a thing that can happen at least in the us
It is a "thing" and it happens continually. I have the receipts.
How would the receipt prove you didn't have a chance to enter your pin
The receipt shows Walmart ran the transaction as "debit". At no time was I prompted to enter my PIN to authorize the transaction.
Shabado
Just never again
Cats2cats
You missed the part when they can't make change even while the computer is telling them how.
gnarkillem
v
TedTheMan
So hot
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Damn, she so fat the gif cut out before she could stop jiggling.
pandatography
As a Walmart employee, use the friggin self checkout if you have such a problem waiting in line.
weasel16
Would gladly.. if my local Walmart HAD self checkouts.
theycallmetatersalat
Also as a Walmart employee people are too fucking stupid to do anything themselves
lilmookie
As a only semi-stupid person, you both have my deepest condolences.
SINisterWyvern
Scan item. Put it on scale. Scan item. Put it on scale. No don't lean on the scale. No don't put the item down and immediately pick up bag
Then don't fucking come at midnight when day shift has left and the registers all need changed out
Phyrie
3AM wal-mart shopping is my favorite. Especially for holiday shopping. Not even sarcasm, that's when I shop there if I have to.
Doodleyduds
Early AM Walmart is also my favorite Walmart, and usually the only time I go. Go during the day & somehow shocked at all the people.
Was leaving work at 10 the other day(we aren't a 24 hour store we close at 10) there were close to 30 people in line complaining about it
If you want your shopping done fast don't come when the store is closing, surprising enough employees get to go home too
EatTacos
Pajama clad, no deodorant, no bra? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the population of Imgur.
wearymalaise
I mean... that's me except I wear deodorant.
MensaForDummies
Hello
Sparrow50
That's me... but I don't wear a pajama
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Ok but in my defense I am in bed right now.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Can confirm. I am not wearing A bra. Related : am also not a lumberjack.
imdonewithpickingusernames
But that's okay...
thatdudethatslonely
I keep my pits smelling fresh all the time. I love wearing jeans, but when I get home the pajama pants are put on so fast it's almost art
pyrrhlis
Well, I'm a guy, so
enfisktofiskrodfiskblafisk
I've got 2 out of 3 of those going for me, I'll let you decide which 2.
I'm not judging. I'm just sayin...
I like no bra women.
papertigeress
Speak for yourself, Sir.
Miss
By a mile
vnqx
I don't know why they get hate. I love self-checkouts so much.
WaggyTails
Please use the pinpad to fuck yourself, you infernal machine
Dickweed4206969
Cause me buying stuff there should pay the salaries of cashiers, not the owners
MrDretheGREEK
For 100 items ya no thanks
Dingus2
Self-check outs are the reason that there are only two registers opened at a time now: competition demands it.
dejoblue
IKR, free cilantro and discounts on avacados and premium tomatoes.
tittytasseltommy
Right? Really simple to use, especially if you're just paying debit or credit. Just immediately put the item in item area lol
TwoSeamer
The ones near me don't work well with Samsung Pay and I get points for using it. But regular registers it always works, it's weird
It really does work a ton of places and I like it (Sorry I sound like an ad), but Walmart self checkouts, I can't get it to work ever
mccar7hy
Why have a store provide a service if they can make you do it yourself
ZachsAnomaiy
I am depressed and have social anxiety and cashiers ask me how I'm doing and I can't handle that stress. Self checkout is a godsend.
silentwolf1999
They close self checkout by me at about 9:30. Then it's 2 registers 15 people deep with full carts. And the cigarette lane 30 people deep.
Shellbear3000
I do too until I have a million things to buy.
APissedOffMuslim
Attention! Unexpected item in bagging area. Please wait for assistance
Self checkout requires a sliver of patience, quick movements, and the ability to read. You find it breaks a hell of a lot less.
I also love them. Break time lifesavers!
qwermmm
I see a lot of comments about glitches but I always see people go to them with a huge cart load and no idea how to use the thing
[deleted]
Because humanity has failed
namiasdf
Former cashier. Looooooove them.
Well it's not exactly a hard job. You're not even handling cash, the machine does it for you.
Always a glitch, at least at my local store.
Definitely some truth to that. I always feel so dumb when I'm holding up self-checkout.
AGiantSlor
Must be an ID:10-T error. Or simply a PBKAC issue.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Still better than having extra stuff added to your ticket when you use a human lane.
Steals jobs from people.
mcof
Like when the printing press made scribes obsolete ~500 years ago? Maybe this is some sort of societal issue.
pixelbat
No it doesn't. Literally not one cashier was fired at my Walmart when they added them, reappropriated them to new task.
But don't hire as many in the future.
dogsunpizza
Yeah but I can't self checkout produce
Here in Az you can but we also have aisles of liquor in our grocery stores. Typically gotta show ID to the cashier but you can ring it up.
Fuck, I'm an idiot
All self checkouts cam ring up produce
4011 is the produce code for scales :D
GreatWhiteShirk
I work at a Wal-Mart and can confirm they do scale produce...
phantasmaphilia
Thank u 4 ur service
BuckBoost
Please put the item in the bagging area. Please remove the item from the bagging area.
ireallycantthinkofanythingoriginal
Used to have that problem in Ireland when they first came in over 10 years ago, haven't heard that message in about 5 years.
But if you click don't bag the item too many times it locks up.
kalseth
UNEXPECTD ITEM IN BAGGiNG AREA! Bitch, you JUST scanned it.
zed00m
Most of the time, when that happens people hit the "no bagging" option then bag the item anyway. I used to work in a grocery store.
It's one of the most infuriating things to watch them do that. And then they try scanning more items on the error screen.
Crawmak
This is never a problem at the supercenter I go to. Always just scan my crap, put it in bags at my leisure, and get the heck out.
hwyckoff
You wouldn't like them when they glitch on you all the time. And it takes forever if you have a full cart.
I use them all the time, rarely do I ever experience glitches.
ImmortalAzrael
You shouldn't be using them if you have a full cart. Think of them like the express lane.
TehHammer
My wife has the same problem. It's user error. Learn from your mistakes and you won't repeatedly get the glitches.
Oh? Like "please put item in bag," while I'm screaming, "I just did!" Because I did. That kind of glitch.
No like understanding why the machine is telling you that. You did something to the scale the bag is sitting on to get that error.
Once you have the thing figured out, it's really simple to use. You scan an item, set it down, pause, scan the next item, set it down, etc.
Why are you assuming I'm a total moron who doesn't know anything?
MacClay
"Fuck it, you're going to buy that shit anyway." -Walmart probably
IndigoWendigo
It's your fault, really. Going to Walmart..
towhomthebell
Currently working at Walmart,it's because we don't have the cashiers to man all the register's or fuck you people ya are all fucked up
JohnnyBBarnes
20 people in line, 2 checkouts open, and 4 managers watching. It's why I haven't walked into a Walmart since 2014.
KidRocket
Stop going to Wal-Mart, go to a place that sells actual quality stuff.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
alternative: just don't go to walmart
WhyDontICare
This is the reason I refuse to use Morrisons in the UK.
flavinbagel
Hey it's not like I'm going to wal-mart for a pleasant shopping experience. Pay Target money for Target lines.
dlt17
Welcome to Safeway
mikeage19919
I work at a walmart that had that happen work in grocery was up there all day instead of doing my job oh well paid the same
kwayit
Then...... Ummm, don't shop there and support them with your money.
hairtriggercunt
Well ummm, like I said, never again on Sunday. PAY ATTENTION!
ILIKECAPLOCK
I work retail as of now and we have 2-3 open all day. No point in calling in people soley for the rush hour
NotHardly
I do not shop at W-M, haven't in 20 years as they are scum of the earth to providers, employees & ultimately their customers. Cheap is ...
NotHardly
as cheap does. They don't need or miss my money. They ruin communities & lives wherever they go. Wankers. Mean wankers too.
fieroloki
The new Wal-mart beside me has kick ass self checkout. No errors, no "unexpected item" bullshit.
shinagami091
Exactly why I dont go to walmart anymore
jadedApple
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
I know this is directed at Walmart, but mutiple other businesses do the same thing. It's one of the reasons I got off the register my first
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
work year, they wanted quotas, and I'm just trying to get the line down fast and courteously.
ved79a
Here I get all kinds of food delivered actually into my house. Prices are on par or lower than conventional stores https://e-dostavka.by/
neeks64
Shit. I'm the pajama clad person with no bra or deo...
potatomajor
My kind of lady! ;)
Griffin666
As a walmart manager, I can say, we spend hours on end trying to hire/find people to work sundays. Even scheduling 10+ most of them call in.
E7C69
Could be just my store but anytime lines start to form people are used from the sales floor, we will have all 16 registers open and people
E7C69
Will still complain because they aren't even paying attention, most of the time there's no lanes it's because the store is understaffed
E7C69
But then people go around complaining about the employees, and people don't want to deal with it so they quit
Vaemethius
Nah, ours do that too. If they have a small amount of stuff/self checkout is too long they get sent to jewelry counter.
Vaemethius
We only have 10 lanes, but people always pile on the first belts, even when the back lanes are open.... :/ people queuing are dumb as hell.
SammieKatGplus
OneNeoEon
I work overnight at walmart. I never understand why people need carts full of stuff after midnight.
Mcguinea
sometimes that's the only time some of us plebs can go...
OneNeoEon
That isnt the weird part, expecting more than a couple cashiers is. I havent seen any retail have more than a couple cashiers on 3rd shift.
Mcguinea
right but if they know it's busy during 3rd like some locations (mine unfortunately is one) they should hire more humans imo
Mcguinea
I think it's unfair to the one lane that is backed up into the clothes section all night while managers look on or walk around
OneNeoEon
Agreed. But my regional Walmart is telling ALL shifts they are overstaffed while we constantly lose people that dont get replaced. It sucks
intaglioguy
Walmart is evil for running your payment as a debit transaction that bypasses the pin input without your consent.
E7C69
That's not a thing that can happen at least in the us
intaglioguy
It is a "thing" and it happens continually. I have the receipts.
E7C69
How would the receipt prove you didn't have a chance to enter your pin
intaglioguy
The receipt shows Walmart ran the transaction as "debit". At no time was I prompted to enter my PIN to authorize the transaction.
Shabado
Just never again
Cats2cats
You missed the part when they can't make change even while the computer is telling them how.
gnarkillem
TedTheMan
So hot
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Damn, she so fat the gif cut out before she could stop jiggling.
pandatography
As a Walmart employee, use the friggin self checkout if you have such a problem waiting in line.
weasel16
Would gladly.. if my local Walmart HAD self checkouts.
theycallmetatersalat
Also as a Walmart employee people are too fucking stupid to do anything themselves
lilmookie
As a only semi-stupid person, you both have my deepest condolences.
SINisterWyvern
Scan item. Put it on scale. Scan item. Put it on scale. No don't lean on the scale. No don't put the item down and immediately pick up bag
SINisterWyvern
Then don't fucking come at midnight when day shift has left and the registers all need changed out
Phyrie
3AM wal-mart shopping is my favorite. Especially for holiday shopping. Not even sarcasm, that's when I shop there if I have to.
Doodleyduds
Early AM Walmart is also my favorite Walmart, and usually the only time I go. Go during the day & somehow shocked at all the people.
E7C69
Was leaving work at 10 the other day(we aren't a 24 hour store we close at 10) there were close to 30 people in line complaining about it
E7C69
If you want your shopping done fast don't come when the store is closing, surprising enough employees get to go home too
EatTacos
Pajama clad, no deodorant, no bra? Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the population of Imgur.
wearymalaise
I mean... that's me except I wear deodorant.
MensaForDummies
Hello
Sparrow50
That's me... but I don't wear a pajama
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Ok but in my defense I am in bed right now.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Can confirm. I am not wearing A bra. Related : am also not a lumberjack.
imdonewithpickingusernames
But that's okay...
thatdudethatslonely
I keep my pits smelling fresh all the time. I love wearing jeans, but when I get home the pajama pants are put on so fast it's almost art
pyrrhlis
Well, I'm a guy, so
enfisktofiskrodfiskblafisk
I've got 2 out of 3 of those going for me, I'll let you decide which 2.
hairtriggercunt
I'm not judging. I'm just sayin...
TedTheMan
I like no bra women.
papertigeress
Speak for yourself, Sir.
hairtriggercunt
Miss
papertigeress
By a mile
vnqx
I don't know why they get hate. I love self-checkouts so much.
WaggyTails
Please use the pinpad to fuck yourself, you infernal machine
Dickweed4206969
Cause me buying stuff there should pay the salaries of cashiers, not the owners
MrDretheGREEK
For 100 items ya no thanks
Dingus2
Self-check outs are the reason that there are only two registers opened at a time now: competition demands it.
dejoblue
IKR, free cilantro and discounts on avacados and premium tomatoes.
tittytasseltommy
Right? Really simple to use, especially if you're just paying debit or credit. Just immediately put the item in item area lol
TwoSeamer
The ones near me don't work well with Samsung Pay and I get points for using it. But regular registers it always works, it's weird
TwoSeamer
It really does work a ton of places and I like it (Sorry I sound like an ad), but Walmart self checkouts, I can't get it to work ever
mccar7hy
Why have a store provide a service if they can make you do it yourself
ZachsAnomaiy
I am depressed and have social anxiety and cashiers ask me how I'm doing and I can't handle that stress. Self checkout is a godsend.
silentwolf1999
They close self checkout by me at about 9:30. Then it's 2 registers 15 people deep with full carts. And the cigarette lane 30 people deep.
Shellbear3000
I do too until I have a million things to buy.
APissedOffMuslim
Attention! Unexpected item in bagging area. Please wait for assistance
Doodleyduds
Self checkout requires a sliver of patience, quick movements, and the ability to read. You find it breaks a hell of a lot less.
Doodleyduds
I also love them. Break time lifesavers!
qwermmm
I see a lot of comments about glitches but I always see people go to them with a huge cart load and no idea how to use the thing
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qwermmm
Because humanity has failed
namiasdf
Former cashier. Looooooove them.
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namiasdf
Well it's not exactly a hard job. You're not even handling cash, the machine does it for you.
hairtriggercunt
Always a glitch, at least at my local store.
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hairtriggercunt
Definitely some truth to that. I always feel so dumb when I'm holding up self-checkout.
AGiantSlor
Must be an ID:10-T error. Or simply a PBKAC issue.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Still better than having extra stuff added to your ticket when you use a human lane.
TedTheMan
Steals jobs from people.
mcof
Like when the printing press made scribes obsolete ~500 years ago? Maybe this is some sort of societal issue.
pixelbat
No it doesn't. Literally not one cashier was fired at my Walmart when they added them, reappropriated them to new task.
TedTheMan
But don't hire as many in the future.
dogsunpizza
Yeah but I can't self checkout produce
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Phyrie
Here in Az you can but we also have aisles of liquor in our grocery stores. Typically gotta show ID to the cashier but you can ring it up.
dogsunpizza
Fuck, I'm an idiot
pandatography
All self checkouts cam ring up produce
Phyrie
4011 is the produce code for scales :D
GreatWhiteShirk
I work at a Wal-Mart and can confirm they do scale produce...
phantasmaphilia
Thank u 4 ur service
BuckBoost
Please put the item in the bagging area. Please remove the item from the bagging area.
ireallycantthinkofanythingoriginal
Used to have that problem in Ireland when they first came in over 10 years ago, haven't heard that message in about 5 years.
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OneNeoEon
But if you click don't bag the item too many times it locks up.
kalseth
UNEXPECTD ITEM IN BAGGiNG AREA! Bitch, you JUST scanned it.
zed00m
Most of the time, when that happens people hit the "no bagging" option then bag the item anyway. I used to work in a grocery store.
Doodleyduds
It's one of the most infuriating things to watch them do that. And then they try scanning more items on the error screen.
Crawmak
This is never a problem at the supercenter I go to. Always just scan my crap, put it in bags at my leisure, and get the heck out.
hwyckoff
You wouldn't like them when they glitch on you all the time. And it takes forever if you have a full cart.
pixelbat
I use them all the time, rarely do I ever experience glitches.
ImmortalAzrael
You shouldn't be using them if you have a full cart. Think of them like the express lane.
TehHammer
My wife has the same problem. It's user error. Learn from your mistakes and you won't repeatedly get the glitches.
hwyckoff
Oh? Like "please put item in bag," while I'm screaming, "I just did!" Because I did. That kind of glitch.
TehHammer
No like understanding why the machine is telling you that. You did something to the scale the bag is sitting on to get that error.
TehHammer
Once you have the thing figured out, it's really simple to use. You scan an item, set it down, pause, scan the next item, set it down, etc.
hwyckoff
Why are you assuming I'm a total moron who doesn't know anything?