Usiris23

198546 pts · July 15, 2014


28/M/FL Usually posting something opinionated

I remember my best friends(2) birthday from school. I’ll text them a simple “Happy birthday, bitch” and we good.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drives me fucking nuts

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This! I’ve owned a Nalgene for over 10 years use it everyday. Yet each of my coworkers go through a case of water a week and don’t recycle.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stay woke!

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be what?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It’s not a bad movie but IMO Alison Brie is losing too much weight.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 26

That’s fucking amazing.

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She/he has a penis.

5 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

Or “Mr. President, why are you such a lying little bitch?”

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say I’ll come in and do a full paint correction

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

His little white toe beans!!! I love him

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My coworker sent me this a month ago haha

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like watching all the fuzzies burn off your sock

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I have, he did bring me in some Jai Alai. Took him. A couple tries because he thought I kept saying “High Life” funny dood

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They don’t give two fucks. Just like every other fuckin workplace out there. We print tshirts and the owner is a trumpy

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wish I had a bodega where I’m at. I do have a corner store Indian guy named Ray and he’s a badass, but he don’t make food or have good beers

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

And he’s back working healthy, looks like he lost 10lbs though. Another guy is missing too with no explanation, been over a week

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I’m close with my sup and I asked where a dood was and he said that he was covid+ and to stay hush about it... guy did wear a mask though

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To who?

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

A fountain of Fruit Punch

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s 2020 bruh, no fucks given

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coffee in the morning, water during the day, beer after work. Sleep. Repeat

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Man, fuck these motha fuckin deer man!

5 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Wonder how stoned the chick in the black turtle neck is.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

It truly is a small world! I’m sorry for you loss and hope you still have a happy holiday.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Good on him for quarantining for two weeks so he can spend thanksgiving with her in person. Respect to him

5 years ago | Likes 286 Dislikes 0