UselessFact

6719 pts · November 11, 2012


Shakti Deee

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Buckingham Palace is not owned by the Sovereign.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, they aren't.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

I think our lover’s spat will start a little early this month.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IN PRISON!

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

*Winter War

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Or, you know, the mother...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not much love for a 1982 hit reference from the kids here...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No. They don't can't fuck, Don't you can't fucking read?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

How did you know without the red velvet cushion?

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

NEVER. Well, just once...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man up and drink whisky?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 10

Dobri Dobrev (Grandpa Dobri) passed on a week ago. May God rest his noble soul.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Frontal buttholes are the best.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Don't know about that, but the chance of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

hoMEOWner

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A glum muser.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, today.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How can you have any pudding if you don't beat yer meat?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She wouldn't get busy plugging it , I guess.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No Christmas. You celebrate New Year. No Santa Claus. Father Frost instead. Totalitarian state. Hard to explain if you've not lived in one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 is a New Year's tree. There was no Christmas in the USSR in 1935.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My friend would like to thank you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My friend would like to know it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy birthday Rachel, have some goo.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0