somewhatinsane
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Send nudes
Mar 11, 2018 1:05 PM
somewhatinsane
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Send nudes
Lesbiansass
Invest in baby coffins because people are a whole lot of stupid.
DoYouGuysNotHavePhones
"my child is dying of polio but at least he's not autistic!"
DrunkSnowWhite
Our clinic refuses to see people if they don't get their kids' vaccinations by a certain date
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
thecritter71
Bring house back to Netflix!
magickjam
Refusing to vaccinate your kid should be considered child neglect
Featheryfeathers
Gandalfsuglybrother
My roommate in college was a Pima Indian quadriplegic because the govt didn't think Native Americans needed vaccinations.
Mack1986
It's a little better with her cut lime about not supporting "big pharma"
kamosey
MFW I own a teeny tiny baby coffin shop in an anti-vaxxer neighborhood:
JohannVonTittySprinkles
I love dead baby jokes. That is all.
ChefShwasty
*scrolls to bottom of comments to check for anti-vaxxers*
SubtleHarbinger
tyr888
Heisanevilgenius
I kind of hate how every time they post this they take out all the context for the big business comment. It really makes the scene.
Mposel
Agreed. She doesn’t want to vaccinate because she thinks it’s just ‘Big Pharma’ out to make money.
dekket
Which is, ofc, fucking stupid.
where2bee2
House, road house
OliverClothesoff70
ElRoboBandit
At least it's not lupus
OliverClothesoff70
It's never lupus.
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
But it could be.
Nullspeak
just fucking euthanize the anti-vaxxers
steviesteve92
Pretty sure there’s not a vaccine for Lupus though..
Gandalfsuglybrother
OK, now that's a problem. :)
DuallyNotedAsshat
My old doc was very like a fat House. Once thumped my husband on the forehead and said “You’re a dumbass!” He was, in fact, a dumbass.
needanamedammit
Did your doctor also threaten to stick a boot up his ass, and serve in Vietnam?
DuallyNotedAsshat
No, I don't think so on the Vietnam, and I'm sure at some point he did threaten to stick a boot up someone's ass....
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
Pheralg
"we are not vaccinating"...but still bring them to the hospital if her health is in danger. be fucking coherent at least ffs
McSillybottom
This is so true.
WellThatsOriginal
He was trying to tell us about the opioid epidemic years ago.
ohdeepthought
Years ago? when they moved codeine products to prescription only last month in Australia the public were angry their supply was drying out.
WellThatsOriginal
Codeine has always been by prescription in the US. I can drive over the border and buy it in Canada. Although I haven't tried in years
ohdeepthought
It’s not a great drug anyway. The dose otc isn’t very effective. Its a shame it’s not available now when people legitimately need it1
ohdeepthought
but it wasn’t being managed appropriately by the public or by some pharmacies. 2
iwantyoutothrowmeaway
I was always too lazy to make pretty much this exact post. Good job @OP
OodleofNoodle
Please stop asking for nudes. It's getting old.
just4thelolz
I recently learned that a doctor my parents brought me to as a child apparently was an anti-vaxxer. I got some vaccines but might miss some.
just4thelolz
My parents trusted this man but now that they know more, they strongly suggested I go get checked and get the missing ones.
WhatsThatOnTheFloor
I hate to admit, but it always surprises me to hear his real accent.
vulturedoors
His American accent is absolutely flawless. I never heard him slip on the show at all.
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
It's probably Lupus
UselessFact
NEVER. Well, just once...
schwhettyballs
Even if you could link autism to vaccines. I would still rather have an autistic kid than a kid dying an excrutiating death...
rosiethereaver
Absolutely, but with all of the "autist" jokes and the "REEEE" shit that goes around, it doesn't surprise me that there's such a fear of it.
PossibleSarcasm
Not getting vaccinated = excruciating death? I'm 29, never been vaccinated, never been seriously ill.
schwhettyballs
Why don't you take a chance and go to west Africa then my friend... try your luck with polio there...
Jrenyar
That's because everyone else had been vaccinated, so you were lucky that there was no environment for it to spread.
SilentZeroX
Certainly, but I think it'd be dumb to make the anti-vaxxers out to be morons in that instance because it'd basically give medical 1/3
SilentZeroX
professionals free license to NOT try and develop a vaccine that both works and DOESN'T cause autism. 2/3
SilentZeroX
Not vaccinating is dumb, but if they are causing autism, we should still be putting pressure on these people to give us better vaccines.
Jrenyar
Just so you know the "doctor" who pushed the hypothesis and study, that the mmr vaccine caused autism, has a lot of controversy (1/2)
Jrenyar
Around him so much so that it's easier to look it up yourself. His name is Andrew Wakefield. (2/2)
tpgreyknight
But muuuuuum, I want a BLUE one
Buddy77
tpgreyknight
No no, the blue one was the Beauregarde girl
Buddy77
BabySharkEtc
Be quiet, first we're picking one for your brother.
siler7
Should've thought about that before you got diptheria, shouldn't you? Now go fertilize the lawn.
hellotheresire
I got the reference, but a friend of mine didn't. Explain for him please
Thisbefluff
Future dead child of anti-vaxer wants blue, rather than red or green, coffin.
tpgreyknight
You'll understand when you have children
Lostdeway
I like you
tpgreyknight
I tolerate your existence
EnergyFalcon
Ah, the beauty of friendship.
IllegalDuckling
I acknowledge your presence
Markersman
MisplacedPreposition
I don't know what's better. House dancing to Fight the Power or the fact that he's doing it in front of the cath lab.
vulturedoors
Those Kanye shades.
amoeba15
In front of a deaf kid too. Don't forget that. That's the deaf wrestler episode
HughWattmeight
Three to the one to the one to the three, I like good pussy and I like good trees
Efreeti
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMDItOwN_SU
PinkyPowerUp
I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top!
HughWattmeight
Heard motherfuckers talk, seen 'em drop. If I ain't got a Weapon, imma pick up a rock, and when I bust yo ass I'm gon' continue go rock
ZachWinstead
I've heard this before what the song name?
Buhbasaur
Shake that - Nate Dogg
HughWattmeight
Shake That by Eminem and Nate Dogg. The version used in the meme videos of that House scene is a remix utilizing the Nate Dogg vocals.
ZachWinstead
CottonTheClown
The cool thing is that the anti-vax movement wasn't hardly shit at the time this episode came out
killersoda275
Not so cool when you think about it.
AgainstMethod
The anti-vax crowd has been around as long as vaccines. Even autism study predates this episode.
bippityboppityBACON
House did it first
turtburgs
Not true. Was popular when I was a kid in the 90's. I know this because I wasn't vaccinated
PirateFroglet
There was an episode of ER when Anthony Edwards was still on. So yeah, it was out there for sure.
nickwinters
Now they have the support of the President
fathogwrestler
It was just spinning up though. This scene was most likely a response to the popular news at that time.
IllegalDuckling
Is it now?
HEXADECIMAL
Se went wrong when we made it legal to lie to the public, thereby losing the trust of the public, and so they will believe anyone.
Pseudosim
Corporation: "But, what IS a 'lie'?
FarkasMacTavish
Buddy idk how to tell you this but governments have always lied to their people for many reasons. Most of them ultimately good, I'd say.
Stratego89
If you believe most of them are ultimately good (throughout the course of history, modern history debatable) you're unbelievably ignorant.
FarkasMacTavish
Security, war propaganda (namely, making the enemy seem like less of a threat; see the MG-42)...lying isn't inherently bad.
zackofspades
I mean fair enough but are we blaming anti-van asshats on the gov...?
FarkasMacTavish
I think the other guy was saying was that, when people found out the gov't was lying to them so much, they were willing to trust anybody >
FarkasMacTavish
who said something counter to what the government said.
TheDogEnd
What do you mean, making it legal to lie to the public?
HEXADECIMAL
https://youtu.be/xHrhqtY2khc
Millsslslsls
"Buy Vitamin water, it's got vital vitality giveing vitomins™ that fortify your health factor"
monimoomo
The fairness doctrine
Hereagain
Free speech. He's talking about free speech.
Kovahjin
You don't have to tell the factual truth to be considered a "news" organization in this country.
Stratego89
Actually, you do. In the court of law Fox News testified that it was not in fact a news organization (can't remember what bs they called
Nostradamuswaswrong
If I recall, they differentiated their opinion shows from the 1 hour of real news they do each day.
Kovahjin
"Entertainment News". The bullshit is that they're allowed to call themselves news instead of the heavily stained gossip rag it actually is.
Stratego89
themselves) when brought to court over broadcasting intentionally false informations on segments like sean hannity's. They ended up being
HEXADECIMAL
Buyer beware, it is completely legal to lie to the public about literally anything. Watch The Corporation, then watch The FourHorsemen.
ijackittoprogresspics
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karmakompetition
Sooo... the first amendment?
carbonpage
Corprorations are not people, corporations are not people, corporations are not people
Anonwuzhere
Where did we go so wrong?
ImADouchebag
In the anti-vaxxer's vaginas.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
The internet
undead4life
Feelings over Facts. Time & time again, on both sides of the aisle, people would rather trust what they feel, even in the face of evidence.
DwigtSchrude
social media.
denigreur
Social media and the thoughts that knowing conspiracies knowledge give a meaning to your shitty life as an ordinary person.
adddaaaammmmm
I️ LOVE conspiracies but most if not all are complete bs. That’s what makes her entertaining
Yrmsteak
House was our wall that stopped the Anti-vaxxers, but then the show had a finale! It must be that.
JayEnfield
It got particularly bad in 2009, but has been on the mend since then.
AntRam95
Problem with vaccinations is how effective they are, people have forgotten how horrible those diseases are, and think they weren’t that bad
adddaaaammmmm
I️ have absolutely no clue what smallpox, measles, polio, etc actually are like beyond reading them and I’m so thankful
Alexir
Alternate facts
Cela84
Safety breeds stupidity.
LurkyMcLurker
Facebook
lalalalabamba
Facebook - any idiot can now spread their stupid really easily.
spderweb
It's natural selection at work. Humans are naturally placing barriers to start dropping our population to survivable numbers.
Youts
ministryofpeace
Agree, I just feel sorry for kids too young for vaccines that die because of anti vaxxers
NemoElcon
If you don’t listen to the facts you’ll be a slave to what sounds good enough. That’s how we ended up here...
waffleincubator
On imgur?
NemoElcon
Life in general. Everything that seems true isn't always true.
CottonTheClown
We decided to listen to people we like instead of people who make sense. (I don't like the "we" part though)
ArcticEnigma
Actually they did listen to scientists, but the evidence in the paper was found to be forged
Ivain
It was one scientist exclusively, I believe.
Thayneframe
DAMN YOU, WAKEFIELD!!!
krisslanza
Gotta make that dolla dolla. I mean, it might kill a bunch of innocent children, but MONEY!
JustADumbRename
Listened to one scientist not all the rest of them
ArcticEnigma
Actually, I cant remember where, but I remember reading that a group of scientists backed it, and they were pretty well respected
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
just like people listen to politicians talk about global warming, instead of listening to scientists.
YamatoIouko
The things scientist say would mean massive changes to our western way of life. People would rather be oblivious than reduced electricity.
zackofspades
NotABench
guactopus
Jenny mccarthy
Lokster
You should vote her for President. She def. has potential
HoneyBadgerDontGiveAShitAboutUpvotes
I blame her boobs, that's the real culprit behind the antivax movement
GregorCorgane
She earned her special level in hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
LowFucntioningSociopath
I feel like Jim Carrey doesn't get nearly enough abuse for this shit.
bobtheaxolotl
Andrew Wakefield
Robindino17
heard that name so often, still dont know who the bloody hell it is. Sounds like a right twat though
FussyZeus
She's a former Playboy model that people take WAY too fucking seriously on anything that isn't her looks.
BYERE
She's a blonde with no actual medical knowledge, who uses her celeb status to spread misinformation because she's a dumb cunt.
GadenKerensky
Hey, don't you mock Dumb Cunt, he was one of the White Walker's most devoted fighters.