43711 pts ยท September 25, 2012
American Expat
True, about 6 months
#5 Look, we won that land fair and square in our war with Ohio!
Well, with enough stabbing and you won't wake up.
Speak for yourself
I personally go with shower
That's where I found my wife! (Shes a nurse)
I always thought the jumping wedding pic was a stupid trend.
My family will get to meet my son, soon!
You like Phil Collins?
Your coworkers are lucky to have you!
You did right, OP.
It was the hubby tax until we had our son
There is an upside, I just would never encourage someone to have kids unless they want them. We wanted ours and it's tested our resolve.
Fuck
Trash TV
Dang, nice. I go for the links, personally.
First customer later walks in and asks where the bathroom is. Chaos ensues.
That means the antchrist also exists in this universe
They seem to be supervising, too
That's the point, fool!
Honey, why are our new floors creaky?
We went in November, found it to be perfect timing.
Oh my god! Want to squeeze!
Man, I loved visiting NOLA. One of the best food trips I've had!
Your mom got a new career, good for her!
Had this happen, but they straight up asked me for money.
True, about 6 months
#5 Look, we won that land fair and square in our war with Ohio!
Well, with enough stabbing and you won't wake up.
Speak for yourself
I personally go with shower
That's where I found my wife! (Shes a nurse)
I always thought the jumping wedding pic was a stupid trend.
My family will get to meet my son, soon!
You like Phil Collins?
Your coworkers are lucky to have you!
You did right, OP.
It was the hubby tax until we had our son
There is an upside, I just would never encourage someone to have kids unless they want them. We wanted ours and it's tested our resolve.
Fuck
Trash TV
Dang, nice. I go for the links, personally.
First customer later walks in and asks where the bathroom is. Chaos ensues.
That means the antchrist also exists in this universe
They seem to be supervising, too
That's the point, fool!
Honey, why are our new floors creaky?
We went in November, found it to be perfect timing.
Oh my god! Want to squeeze!
Man, I loved visiting NOLA. One of the best food trips I've had!
Your mom got a new career, good for her!
Had this happen, but they straight up asked me for money.