SlightlyStoopidBear
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SlidinDownTheLannisters
#4 literally all of them except soaker
BrontTheGoodBoy
#4 Where are my Shower peeps at?
davebeastly
#4 Bare hose, thumb over the tip to vary the stream.
omega985
How long are your guts is a great pick up line and no body can convince me otherwise.
ComoSeIguana
#15
Rivalyn
#11 It took me a little bit to figure out which words made sense. Dick-Tater-Ship if any of y'all have a friend who's struggling.
circlebreaker
Doing the Lords' work +1
Coolmikefromcanada
#2 could also be a hoser
tugboatcaptain
#9 idk, how long are your guts seems like a totally viable pickup line to me. LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE THAT BIG OLE D
AreDaneel
#4 Shower, duh...
b612
as a Canadian, hose eh got me.
P0stalBomber
#10 looks like bezos spaceship
wreynor1
#3 I'm all for humor but you talking about beans in chili is just so very, very wrong. Y'all need some help or a bit more Jesus. Very bad.
GusTheBard
#4 Extremely situational. But my Go-to was always "Fan". Great coverage, good distance, pretty good pressure. But it would change depending.
slotheroll
TheMadOnion
#7 I got more than just an ass..... I basically have a trunk full of stuff.
TheMadOnion
#4 what the hell is the soaker setting even good for?
NeverEnoughFoxes
#7 Just leave it to someone in your will to generate further questions.
SlightlyStoopidBear
Thanks Satan.
MagmaCarta
LtSquishyMuffins
This is great! Thank you OP
gorillaClutch
"how long are your guts?" sounds like a perfect pick up line
TheVampireDante
Pretty sure the Doom Guy tried that one once...
LocalZoophile
"What food makes you grow?" is also a great one, because of the implication.
HandoB4Javert
CAustinC0x
I know I should stop watching, but I don't want to.
drickanderson
Top Gear getting weird ...
SlightlyStoopidBear
Pretty impressive
jbrizzo
She fucks
Ahroo
I mean . . . Yeah ok +1
cbale2000
Somehow, I feel like the head doesn't match the body...
ilwrath
And I didn't expect either of them to do that successfully.
DrSirSexyLegs
#4 Jet all day. You've got to be able to snipe those plants from across the yard.
Snowman25
#4 Mist
EyeRollAtLife
Yup, mist
UnusualAndyMan
I personally go with shower
TexanPaul117
We will NEVER put beans in our chili
bekindtoanimals
But. But… beans in chili are awesome.
SlightlyStoopidBear
Found the Texan.
LateNightBunnyParty
My husband is anti-bean in his, too. Luckily for me, I'm the one who makes it. He can eat around them.
PleaseLeave
#4 Jet and Mist
arakiven
Now, there is a lot wrong with my state, and a lot going on that I don’t agree with. But there’s one thing I will always remember, the Alamo
arakiven
(Meme #3 for reference)
yonderway
Jet or shower depends the application all the rest are useless
xyxyxyxy31
SqueezitTheClown
I’m between flat and jet. They’re both super useful.
SlightlyStoopidBear
Mist being the exception, good for baby plants or delicate things, also good for spraying at the kid lol
lncorrectGrammerNazi
Mine has flat and fan, which are the same shape, just rotated 90 degrees. I don't know why they bothered adding another setting that's just…
lncorrectGrammerNazi
…a duplicate of an existing setting, but I think it's hilarious. Maybe they wanted to market it as more versatile but ran out of ideas for…
lncorrectGrammerNazi
…new settings. Whatever the case, it's so extra and I love it.
lurkerlord793
What the fuck is soaker for?
valianteffort1213
It's for when you want the regular hose but don't wanna unscrew the damn thing
badgermans
That's what I'm saying. I can't think of a single thing that the other options don't already do better.
jerameatSr
Mature plants maybe? Who knows Ibuse Jennifer almost everything.
ActuallyAPirate
Wash the dog?
LateNightBunnyParty
I use it to water saplings.
poets
#4 they're all good at different jobs. You wouldn't water a delicate plant with jet, but it's great for long distance watering of hedges
SlightlyStoopidBear
The only one I never use for anything is soaker.
poets
I sometimes use soaker to fill my watering can, especially if I am using plant food that goes foamy with the other settings
LateNightBunnyParty
Good for soaking the ground around saplings.
GuapoGuayaba
#4 flat. Makes for even distribution with lots of control, great for watering lots of delicate plants.
SlightlyStoopidBear
I use flat for a garden, but shower or mist for potted plants.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Jet for washing stuff, shower for plants
GuapoGuayaba
Can someone explain the 3 dick shaped potatoes on a pirate ship that is not a democracy?
Zombieunicorn18
I need answers as well lol
fdinthea
Potato ship
sciencebasedlifeform
Dicks lost at sea?
txronin55
Penisocracy
DildoRodeo
It's three potato dicks, but for the purpose of poetic, memeic license, we're meant to read it as dick tater ship(dictatorship)
Jusmar
Cockboat
CyclopticColleague
Spudwangalleon?
Eriborn
SlightlyStoopidBear
I like this
TheStaffmaster
Not it, but damn if this ain't better...NGL.
Orang3lazaru5
It took me a second to recognize the potatoes, at initial glance I said “the fuck is a Penis Ginger Boat?”
Cgumn
Phallus-sea?
krotoan
I was like: penis potato... No... Pirate dick... No..
incorrecthorsestapler
Fun story: I knew a guy who almost got fired for randomly saying “penis potato”
SlightlyStoopidBear
I feel like there is more to this story
SlightlyStoopidBear
Dick-tater ship :)
talianagisan
I thought it was ginger for a long while. It's a root crop to so I was close, right?
GuapoGuayaba
Oh sweet lord
SlightlyStoopidBear
wookiepoodoo
Krytture
HillOfBeans
I came up with “three pub dicks” because I was sure it had to rhyme with “republic”. I’m not proud of myself.
jessievolleyball2121
I was thinking Phallus-sea (fallacy)
CatBeagler
Did you call?
SlightlyStoopidBear
SlightlyStoopidBear
Selekta
That definitely makes more sense than potato penis boat
solocaster04
Does it though?