UncleMugg

84 pts ยท January 5, 2015


Alright, it's fucking zero. Are you happy you crazy fuck?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That pad didn't stand a chance.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They never said that was them in the photo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The three day weekend

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is your credit score when you get furniture from Aarons.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One in the cake, two in the shake?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They all seem a little old for their second birthday.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sho'nuff

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best they can do is tie.

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I picked up all the lunchboxes thinking that was a thing.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I imagine they would be about the same as bears. Cool to look at, from a distance.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw Eisenberg, then had to check the username.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meat day.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a blow up mangina.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

How is horse carts number 9 out of the top 5?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Good morning honey" 4:49 PM

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You have Tim and Jim? That's gonna get confusing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Classic jam sandwich. Take two pieces of bread and jam them together.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, it works every time!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When the squids conquer earth, how many rescued human babies will be named Hugh

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I understand you love your daughter, but never threaten to shoot my son.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 5