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Dec 29, 2016 1:38 PM
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superanth
Dear God, it's like the firing of a Wave Motion Gun of puke...
Cindicate674
QueenSavcy
Bone app the teeth
YamasGirl
brian5405
Christmas card 2017 ?
fastswimguy101
This doesn't even make sense volumetrically, poor doggo :(
LesbianRedwings
Goodbye, appetite
BriPri
Mmm, chocolate pudding!
WellExcuuuuuuseMePrincess
SengirArchangel
I have no idea how my dog ate a whole stocking full of chocolate and just walked away fine.
march04
So that's how milk chocolate is made
DespiseEveryone
meh, I eat honey and eggs.
JustSayingYouHaventSeenMeAndBatmanInTheSameRoomBefore
Couple years ago my dog got up on the table and ate my entire chocolate bday cake. Not even a stray fart. She might have an iron gut.
DishonorablyDischargedGrammerNazi
My dog did this yesterday, But out his ass n it wasnt chocolate n he ate some of it n then it came out the mouth n then again out the back
GarbageRadioEdit
Reminded me of this
HowComeThisUsernameIsntTakenAlready
"You gonna eat that?" - Dog probably
adrianenspired
"You gonna eat that?" Dog: "probably"
Philofficer
Missed by just a little.
UncleMugg
That pad didn't stand a chance.
lordofgrapes
LesbianRedwings
This is awful
BigWigglyWigglyStyle
idonthavethemotivationforawittyusername
Chocolate rain...
wetfart92
Some stay dry and others feel the pain...
HodorTactical
Chocolate Rain
Meetio
Good thing they put that towel down, or there might have been a mess!
mrwthisusernameisavailble
USUALLY that absorbent pad is enough. Dayum......
kmac64
It's a family affair.
0x000000F3
Ahhhhh - I posted the same thing, didnt see yours - lol
lilliputamias
ImaZerobutaHero
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http://imgur.com/73tCOYr
L0RDoftheRINGS
Wow. Poor dog is shitting out of its mouth.
Gladearia
At least he's getting it out. Poor doggo.
MotherofMrFace
When mine ate some. Vet told me to mix a little hydrogen peroxide and water and make him drink. Induces vomiting. May help in an emergency.
TheGreatClockworkJohnson
Until they break away and eat it back up like a big idiot
MotherofMrFace
That was the second hardest part. Getting him to drink the concoction was worse.
CanonBreaker
Please don't self induce vomiting at home, a lot of the time you can do a lot more harm than good. Get them to the practice ASAP
MotherofMrFace
It was X-Mas and the vet office was closed. This was the emergency line and I took him in the next day. Wouldn't do it alone unless I had to
captainofthessdouchecanoe
I recently had to do that when my Newfoundland ate an Advil. He vomited a football-sized glob of partially-digested dog food in one hurl.
kittykat
A Newfie would be just fine eating one advil, unless they were a young puppy still.
captainofthessdouchecanoe
He's 8 months old. We thought he may have eaten two, so we wanted to be cautious
MotherofMrFace
Much better than kidney failure
MrSmiffagain
Chocolate is not instantly poisonous. It's amount per weight of dog. This one had to eat a pile to get this sick.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Sister's Golden ate a 1lb box and projectile shat like this for 2 hours..
NotaClipaMagazine
Milk chocolate isn't. The LD50 for milk chocolate is about 1oz per Lb (60gm/kg). Watch out for dark chocolate though.
MrSmiffagain
Agreed.i give my poodle a couple of m&m's here or there with no issue. He loves them
PoppaBigBear
Xylitol is the problem, it's an artificial sweetener that a dog's liver has trouble breaking down so it builds up and becomes toxic.
xenburnn
the acute risk to dogs (and cats) from chocolate is theobromine. Dark chocolate, even unsweetened is most dangerous as it's less diluted.
PoppaBigBear
This is the first time I've heard of theobromine but you're right, both of these are toxic to dogs and cats.
Trelfar
http://www.petmd.com/dog/chocolate-toxicity
JohnnyKapahala
Yeah I used to be terrified if my dog found an M&M and ate it she'd die - then she ate a full sized Toblerone (foil and all) and was fine
LearnToMakeARouxImgur
This has been reposted to death since popped up year before last. Doggo ate a box of chocolate liquers. Poor sick doggo ):
wadatahmydamie
Basically this. Chocolate is as toxic to people as it is to dogs.
DasOgre
That's not true. Dogs, as well as cats, frequently die from chocolate.
wadatahmydamie
Yes, they do. People would as well if they ate the same proportions.
DasOgre
Do you have a citation?
wadatahmydamie
https://toxnet.nlm.nih.gov/cgi-bin/sis/search2/r?dbs+hsdb:@term+@DOCNO+7332
DasOgre
Looked it up between sets and you are correct. 7% body weight to kill humans, 5% for dogs. Close enough.
Lynrix
This is likely vinegar induced vomiting. If the dog had digested that much chocolate it would be dead.
promnitedumpsterbaby
You can also give dogs a small amount of hydrogen peroxide that really induces vomiting and very quickly I might add
Spotaholic
This is at an animal hospital, so likely apomorphine induced. :)
JavaCofe
realGeorgelucas
These Sharknado sequels are getting even stranger
djie
*sqeeuk**squeek**bark*
Danxiety
So that's how shark's are born.
jeeper08jk
Wtf
sasuke619675
Wow that looks uncomfortable
livinglife9009
That's not how babies are born.
HelloMyNameIsHuman
That was unexpected...
QuickINeedAName
...now I have to finish watching the gif
QuickINeedAName
...worth it
MagnorCriol
I like how it looks at the toy right after it throws it up. "Oh hey, can I eat that?"
anndi56
I've had to induce my puppy to vomit before(chewing gum)--they spring back unexpectedly fast once they get it out!
Dahliaisahedgehog
Good! Many chewing gums contain xylitol which is very toxic to dogs.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
I... expected something else to happen
lawwwdy
My dog did exactly this. With a steak. He threw up on my brother. It was glorious
CK1987
Tadah! And now for my next trick I make them disappear again
TheRightHonourableSirFapsalot
FUS ROU DAH!
AeroMech215
Excellent! Just excellent use... +1
Kyrorayne
RUH ROU DAHG!
tetracycloide
Would you like to hear about our lord and savior Peryite?
TheLegend20Kevin
FUS ROOF DAH!
lebowskisd
I can hear it perfectly
TerminalCrowbar
FUS--RUH ROH!
Affriction
FUS ROH BLERGHGHGGHGHG
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
TOB LER ONE!
ArtOzz
Tob-lerr-one? Toblaunn?
ArtOzz
FUS...FUS...FUS...ROU-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Grandshift
FUS ROU BLARGH!
Blanklabel
CHOO COO LAAAT.
ColonelSteveSanders
This seems like something that would be really funny if only I understood the reference. Alas... I do not.
DullKole
Ability in Elder Scrolls V Skyrim, Shouting at people.
Smayds
To clarify, it's a way of using certain kinds of magic from dragons. Your character doesn't go around yelling abuse at people for fun.
DullKole
Unless it's at Lydia when she's standing in a doorway.
Smayds
Well, she is sworn to carry my burdens...
sexuallyactivepotato
skyrim
WillardBJohnson
Don't go chasing waterfalls
SmurfEggs
Listen to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
RebellionXCI
*Jason Waterfalls
WookieSlam402
"Go Go Jason Waterfalls" - always in my head
LetMeGuessWhiteDevilWhiteDevil
Did, did you just make a TLC reference?
WillardBJohnson
brkfstGod
Boredashell
Chocolate rain would have been more appropriate.
FauxTales
Always boil your pasta
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
Rkyle0
Looking at that volume of chocolate vomitus, I beg to differ
DuuuuurrrrrtyDannnn
Chief do you know you just made a tlc reference?
TheStuffMemesAreMadeOf
stuey909
This film was so good
ThronesWoven
mike keats the man which movie is this fellow imgurian?
stuey909
The Other Guys (2010)