UncleBuckFutter

148715 pts · September 16, 2013


My OC is my comments, unless I'm quoting someone or referencing something... those are reposts ...and remember, always buy Uncle Buck Futter brand Fuck Butter ™️ for you and your butt fucker pals!

Nobody.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same for me 100%, nice dude

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

People have been saying things like this, about a multitude of subjects, for all time. Bet the music was better back then, too

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 why is "BLIZZARD" printed upside down on the cup?

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You don't do the three grams at once, you do it in fairly frequent intervals over a very long period of time

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Came here to be outraged by exactly this +1

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Comma needed after "you"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A context clue

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

"Your wife didn't think I was crazy when I double-teamed her with "Silo" Johnson. Yeah, that's right. Never knew it was a three-way, did you?

And let me tell you something, he wasn't storing corn in that thing."

2 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Predator.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're a sweety little innocent puppy doggy adorby and we love you and your naivety

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 16

Oh, thanks. I was unaware of this Carl Weather system

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Named after the single greatest dad in TV history

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

This x 1,000,000

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Have? Just because his last name ends with an s doesn't mean he's plural

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Yeah... they're hicks, Rita.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Top comment says "titberries"... This is easily 100 times funnier +1

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Every day of my life I've been somewhere between 1 and 4 but always wishing I was 9

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I bet the folks over at Exxon hate the Dawn people. Like, it's been 35 years and still with the ducks?!?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*farther (sorry, I can't help it but I'm working on it)

2 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 3

@BotDrawA very attractive April O'Neil and Irma as a couple who are very much in love

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@BotDrawA the teenage mutant ninja turtles in various popular contemporary memes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My MIL is a toxic source of a lot of my wife's trauma. It's absolutely essential for me to be there for my wife's emotional needs while not feeling any of it myself

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Carlin shaped a lot of my beliefs. Unfortunately, most of those beliefs are logic-driven and therefore cynical

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Diyock.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I's fixin' to fuck ya

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sorry for being that guy, but that's a quotation from Short Circuit and a screen grab from Short Circuit 2. Might I suggest:
Los Locos kick your ass
Los Locos kick your face
Los Locos kick your balls
into outer space

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Was

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