UltimateQueefMachine

36900 pts ยท August 24, 2015


The other routine that takes about 20 mins is 50 tyre flips, 100 kettle bell swings and 100 kettle bell rows

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cardio takes about 15 mins but that's because I don't use any machines. I do 50 box jumps, 50 trx rows and 50 push ups at a fast pace

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends. Me and my bf can go at it for ages

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Cardio, no. Weights, yes. People frequently use a cross trainer, treadmill or bike for more than 30 minutes a session.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I recently had a guy try to get me to go through a red light when I was riding home. I stayed at the light since I'm not an ass

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Are we referring to the cat or cayote in this statement?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Then you're pretty much screwed, especially if you have no communications which a lot of those planes seemed to lose due to weather 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then you're pretty much screwed, especially if you have no communications which a lot of those planes seemed to lose due to weather 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It could still fly but navigation in bad weather would be impossible. If you don't know what your altitude is our how you're leaning 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It sounds as if she's trying to copy Trump *shudders*

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I thought it looked like she had a double chin and was derping out

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

It was a he, his voice was just changed for the video. He must have thought the driver was drunk but yeh, was a bit confrontational

8 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 1

Wait, (a+b)(c+d) is quadratics and polynomials. Binomial relates to statistics.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have oddly enough. I shift my butt, my bike leans to one side and the bike veers to that side. It also depends on what speed you're going

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Also he can steer by putting more weight on one side than the other

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

In the UK, they're 20 and if it's a main road with a few houses on the side, then it's 30

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I WANT TO BREAK FREE!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has clearly never been shot at close range by a nerf gun. Those things can fucking hurt like shit

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

No because he's not a she. If this woman were a man, she'd be in prison

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

My mother had to stop me from choking 11 years ago. If it were weren't for get fast response, I wouldn't be making 19th birthday today

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They took the burden off the councils and runs the centres through its customer Base. I work for them in Swindon and see the good side of it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A few of the Olympic buildings were bought by GLL which is a non profit company that runs leisure centres and libraries all over the UK

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Though the public can also use them with a membership. Because I work with them, I just get free access

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The company I work for owns a couple of the Olympic buildings in London. We mainly keep them for sponsored athletes to train

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Couldn't you have at least worn a bra?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

And put the bits in the right order... smh, they put the wedding after their aunt

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And they're more reliable because I have never come across a soldier who is late to any sort of engagement.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This has happened to me before. I was scrolling through comments and the play store popped up about 10 tabs

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why tf didn't he aim for the road at the end? He's an idiot, not for crossing the obvious bridge but for veering off it

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Every country except America and the UK are doing alright. I'm jealous of all you sane countries

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1