TwoHandsMatt

198 pts ยท January 25, 2015


I trouped, traveled, loved, lost, trusted, and was betrayed.

What about Dames or skirts?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I was cat called once when running while thinner, and once was complimented on my eye lashes. I remember both places it happened exactly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good on you! Good luck getting out!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bravo for taking the risk. Better a quick end, than a painful death by attrition.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Came here for a story about bowling pin to the face, was not disappointed. Take my upvote!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No lie I cried the a kid once Spacey finished with him at the end of 11/22/63

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's beautiful.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Credit Union employee and former banker. Switch. Almost all are infinitely better than big box bank.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there you beautiful son of a bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Messenger has been all sorts of odd. Do you use Google hangouts? :-p

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey didn't know how else to get your attention but my messaging wont work. Don't want you to think I'm ignoring you.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could call them and see if they will let you sell it and change the remainder to a personal loan. If it's only a few k difference they

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bmi is meant for average person. If you're an athlete it is skewed horribly.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yes comrade, you have the only rifle you ever need

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got a 1944 tula. Fun little pistol.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She from Alaska?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Creepy but I think I know the girl on the left.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Winston Salem

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yes, fellow women, my menses pains me. But my Bond with the moon fills me with lady joy as does **looks at sweaty palm** shanty prose...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So she shoved the toy in his butt then when he admitted he kind of enjoyed it she'd started screaming and crying and manipulated him to not.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically he wanted anal and she agreed but only if she got to fuck him with a toy and if he enjoyed it she'd let him put it in her butt.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Take your plus one you beautiful son of a bitch.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Agreed. I'll walk around in just boxers all day though. Partially because if not my dog boops my lower snoot.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Actually know a girl who did that to her bf.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Congrats on the cup! Money and environment saver! Plus you can always dump it out on your partners face it they cross you!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Winston Salem

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think they are great. My little sister swore by them. Makes sense economically just a bit of the hurk factor with the emptying.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She also covered her hand in period blood and chased me around the room trying to touch my face. Good times.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My ex once locked eyes with me as she dumped hers out into the toilet from chest high.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it was just too many changes for me to enjoy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0