Bowling Pins and Plastic surgery

attached is a picture of my dog bc i love her

Okay olay here we go. When i was a young boy, my friend decided it was a good idea to throw a bowling pin at me. Thus came around the story of my plastic surgery experience. When i was maybe 10 or 11, i went over to my best friends house for some fun. We hung out for ages and we started play fighting. It got rough and nasty and i threw a yoga ball which bounced off his face, infuriating him. Now, we were jut children so he decided to pick up the bowling pin to his right and throw it 'at my stomach'. it ended up hitting me in the face and god do you realise how much your face bleeds when it comes to wounds? its a lot i gotta tell you like it was at least multiple handfuls of blood when my hands were cupped in a bowl shape. Luckily enough, both of his parents are nurses. I got to the hospital in time and truth be told we are still friends to this day. Ill still never be able to pronounce my surgeons name tho bc he had a really convoluted long greek name and i was very cooked on painkillers at the time. Here's your long awaited story folks.