TwoDicksOneStu

768 pts ยท November 20, 2016


I want to dislike, not because I disagree, but because I am fuming mad about the whole situation

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#3 Domedary camel is elite humor

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bothered me too, I think they meant one dollar system...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

True, but for once I'm happy it was there. Without it I probably would have skipped the whole thing, and that would've been a mistake

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Avengers end game, keep groot

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the friendly stranger in the black sedan...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@op Pittsburgh/southwestern PA this morning?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The illegal part is that the wheels extend pay the body of the car

5 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

#3 Quinoa actually wouldn't be worth that many points, it's basically all be vowels aside from the Q

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two vampire weekend references in one post, ya hey!

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 "...I went lickety-splitly out to my old '55. As I pulled away slowly, feeling so holy God knows I was feeling alive"

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#22 one of those is lightning sand, far more dangerous but I've only ever heard of it existing in one place

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@OP This collection is amazing, but how is it organized? It doesn't seem to be by author or alphabetical.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Agreed it is exaggerated, but surprised it was used it correctly for the most part! Only used when the 1st and 3rd valve are pressed

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That bitch Carole Baskin

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How close? I'd really like to get what I need without going to 3 stores

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mine used to drop her ball JUST far enough away that you had to get up to grab it, I miss that little asshole.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I didn't have allergies before, but I'm pretty sure I do now.

6 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I was under the impression that you can save with your foot but can't actively kick it - you would place your foot and the ball bounces off

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

What kind of psychopath doesn't position the handle over the stove? He was asking for an accident to happen.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

The tension was quickly moving away from words in the direction of physical conflict

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was hoping it was a wild turkey

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gifs that end too soon. I wanted to see it when it was totally drained

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't even afford to look at this post

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I gave up googling the numbers, now it's "if it's important they'll leave a message"

7 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

#18 is an absolute trainwreck

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a reference here that people are missing... definitely not me but people. Someone should explain it to them

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

Same, but it was never relaxing for me because there were always too many people and not enough dogs

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0